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"Special Reserve Freestlye MC Battling"

Not sure if this has any chance or working, but what the hey. Anyone can join in, and if you don't like rapping just think of it as poetry.

Basically, we'll all try and post rap lyricals up here, home-made of course, and 'battle' anyone who steps up, using clever words and harsh insults, so don't come in here, join in then get your knickers in a twist when we go personal, because they don't hold back in real life, so why should we?

Oh, screw the 'we're hard so hate us' cover, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.

Start off with: I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.

Rap at me if you disagree, mofo!

Aw Asher you could have made it rhyme man!

Kernel you dirty old hat
Check my post in general chat

lol.

See my new post, kernel.

In General Chat.

And if you weren't such a fake you'd know that they replaced Ol' Dirty with Cappadonna.

That kinda killed the post a bit

Asher D wrote:
> Too tired, reply later, also wanna do a mass public attack on all the
> haters like Kernel. As in loads of people do it.

Gee, I hope that doesn't happen because I would cry for weeks and weeks and weeks.

I mean, yeah, I might have been listening to hip hop since you were in hot pants but I guess I'm a hater if you say I am. Because I was the one who launched an unprovoked attack on Hedfix, realised it made me look like an arrogant tosspot, and then pretended it was all a joke. Or was that you?

Normally I wouldn't have said anything in here other than 'This is pretty funny'. But then I read your 'Hedfix' thread in General Chat (and you really should go and read that again to see if it was worth bolstering your fragile ego for). Do you seriously think you're in a position to judge the coolness of other people's lives after this thread? Do you honestly think that this makes you hip hop? Or in any way original? Or cool?

I can picture the scene now:

[The Wu Tang Clan are auditioning for a new member, following the tragic incarceration and name change of Ol' Dirty B*. Rza is sitting at a table with Raekwon et al.]

Rza: So you want to be in the Wu Tang. What experience do you have Mr, er, D?

Asher D: Oh loads! Loads!

Rza: Oh yeah? Like rap battles and block parties and stuff?

Asher D: Nah, man, I totally rap on an internet forum!

Rza: Riiiiight. You mean a hip hop forum?

Asher D: No. A videogame forum! Isn't that how you guys got started?

Rza: Who is this no good *?

Asher D: Aw, come on, look at my lyrics! I totally did slashes where the rhymes are supposed to be be! You can tell I'm cool can't you?

Rza: You know, I don't believe in violence, but this...

[Fade to black, and sounds of sobbing.]

What does this thread prove other than that you can find two words that rhyme, and link them together like any generic MC? Except, of course, that all you do is post the words and not an mp3 of you actually rhyming. You might fool a bunch of 14 year olds into thinking you're cool enough to judge other members, but you don't fool me.

Well, I'm going to bed now, then I'm going to work, then I'm going away for the weekend. I look forward to reading your witty and no doubt rhyming put down when I get back.

Too tired, reply later, also wanna do a mass public attack on all the haters like Kernel. As in loads of people do it.

Also might drop this soon, at the moment it's sort of okay as a novelty but if we carry on it'll just get boring and people will hate it bad.

Hey, Asher D, you coming back to this MC battle/
Or you goin to open up a farm and bone all the cattle?/
Hope you write back soon man, because im frantic/
Dull day at collage has left me tantic/
Im in need of some competition/
Im making it my mission/
To beat you at this rap war Asher/
Cause unlike you, I aint no granny-basher/
To grab your keyboard and write back, alright?/
Wanna hear what you got to say but I dont have all night/

I'm gonna go for the night now Asher, nice battlin' with ya, we can pick it up again sometime mate.

Firstly/
Asher D/
Better check out your spellin/
spell my name 'Bonucer'again aint no tellin/
What I might do/
Grab an uzi and pump bullets through you/

Stupid mistake to call me fat/
Beat you to death with a bat/
Like I did/
To that kid/
And left skid/
Marks along his corpse
When I ran him down in my truck/
Cause I dont give a flying f--k/

You're 6'2, atheltic and strong/
Took so many steroids they shrank your shlong/
Bet you love to wear your mothers thong/
Get with other trannies and play ping-pong/
Think you going to get me with an AK/
Realise that rhymes with Gay?/
I'll get my rocket launcher and come out to play/
Ya wont live to see the light of day/

Think you'll silence me with your words?/
Have about as much effect on me as nerd/
That I beat/
With a toilet seat/
Yeah I'm a big bully, so what?/
You say you're cold, but dammit I'm hot/

Heh, yeah, I need a break.

All that acting hard is gonna convince me I'm something I'm not.

Let's chill for a while now, we don't want this to evolve into actual hatred.

Anything you post up today won't be replied to properly, you'll maybe get a comment.
_____
And if yuo call me a rap lightweight my AK'll make sure all yo kids dont grow!!

>:-)

Heh. I can be quite a nasty person.. Just make sure you know that in real life I help blind people cross streets.

Lol, before I write a reply that was a dark rhyme mate.