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"Special Reserve Freestlye MC Battling"

Not sure if this has any chance or working, but what the hey. Anyone can join in, and if you don't like rapping just think of it as poetry.

Basically, we'll all try and post rap lyricals up here, home-made of course, and 'battle' anyone who steps up, using clever words and harsh insults, so don't come in here, join in then get your knickers in a twist when we go personal, because they don't hold back in real life, so why should we?

Oh, screw the 'we're hard so hate us' cover, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.

Start off with: I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.

Rap at me if you disagree, mofo!

Lil Ginge wrote:

> But the laydees not up for that
> Coz asher watchin porn got grassed up by a cat

Tahts brilliant, I love it!

Libby Dibbie Dee
Look at me
Wanna B a Trendy MC
Libbie Dibbie Dee...Dee

Well, I'm done.

My man here ash
He rather flash
he gotta good beat
where he learn to rap?
He got some passion
He got attitude
But most da time
He right damn rude
He a lover for the ladees
But the laydees not up for that
Coz asher watchin porn got grassed up by a cat


shut up muther fu...

Hedfix's/ Lyrics/ are fiddlesticks/
Don't like it, suck my -ick/
There soft as a rabbit, come on Hed wheres the kick?/
About as much venom in those as there is in a Dinsey flick/
When insulting your flow, we don't struggle, we take our pick/
Your as child-friendly and harmless as jolly old St. Nick/
We'll be sick/, puking out good lyrics over your thick/
minded//, quick/ to be blinded// rap attempts that take the mick/
My rhyming skill is a lollipop and you cant even have one lick/.
You have no tricks/ up your sleeve, we flick/
your rhymes away with as much effort as it takes to get drunk off Glenfiddichs/



I think that was mighty damn good.

Mofos.

Asher is taking a break, he shall return.

If I was you I'd chec kmy rhyming Hedfix
Looks like theres a few lines you need to fix
Your rapping is poor, didnt you have your weetabix?

You think your a big time rapper like Dr Dre
With a husky voice chanting "smoke weed everyday"
Well hedfix, I dont care what you have to say

If you read through my lines you'll be a better rapper
The way you're going bro, you're just getting crapper
If you were a girl you'd be a hip-hop slapper

If I was a rapper I'd be like Slim Shady
If you were on tv you'd be in the Brady
Bunch, just a hunch, you want to be a lady

So hedfix if you're reading, take of your pink sweater
Get a pencil and paper and makes your rhymes better
And if you want another challenge, just post me a letter.

So my friend I await your return
I can see that you're craving to earn
my respect, now its your turn.

What rimes wid da crimes
I'm always ahead of da times
lovin more women than a wishing well's got dimes.
making my lovely roast on a sunday with rosemerry and thyme
stuffing.

Asher D's reputation is swaying,
You're sort of like Buffy,
'cept more dismaying.

Hedfix is atodally puffy, nothing but crap your saying.
I'm sorta like Buffy, except it's crap rappers I'm slaying.

Mr Bounce you can't trounce the Hedfix man,
I'm a goddam rap-eagle with 6ft wingspan,
Don't get all serious, cos you know I'm playing,
Now put down the mike, you don't know what you're saying!