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"Special Reserve Freestlye MC Battling"

Not sure if this has any chance or working, but what the hey. Anyone can join in, and if you don't like rapping just think of it as poetry.

Basically, we'll all try and post rap lyricals up here, home-made of course, and 'battle' anyone who steps up, using clever words and harsh insults, so don't come in here, join in then get your knickers in a twist when we go personal, because they don't hold back in real life, so why should we?

Oh, screw the 'we're hard so hate us' cover, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.

Start off with: I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.

Rap at me if you disagree, mofo!

Heh, Asher done did started a forum trend./
Mend that bend/

:-)

/ = a break in the rhyme. a pause, so you know whats rhyming. you dont just read it straight off. i like the ripping off of the movie bit.

I know I ain't all that
and my lyrical talant is whack
but whats with all the / thingys?


White girl can't jump

Er I mean rap.
Yo
(Urgh, prat)

longer lines, not as good rhyme wise, but good words.

_________

down loads express yourself and pastes in here

_________

unbeatable

Now Clazon, dude I have respect for your words/
But I just don't think that you match up when it comes to spitting verbs/
My lyrics hitting harder than kids from bad suburbs/
In fact my words dont just hit, they kick your f---in head to the curb//
See, this what I'm on about/ I could sit here and scream and shout/
But as much as I do you can't deny that these rhymes are superb//

Now at times they dont make sense/ and are nonsensical when there trying to be tense/
But for real, my rap flow is nothing short of immense/
I'm £100, and you my friend/ are 50 pence/

I can show/ you how I flow/ with a glow/ coming from my thro/at
Mow/ down wannabes with enough time spare to grow/ an afro/
I don't like the way you insult, see cos your a little mofo/
And when I say stuff like that, you'll think I'm mentaaly slow/
When you wanna diss//, you really need to know/ me.
Otherwise your words will miss// and I can easily take the p*ss//
On the counter-flow/.

Seesaw effect foo.

In 'If It Ain't Ruff'

Where they'll say a lot of rhymes that rhyme with 'music', then they say 'Pumpin the music, I keep the music like pumpin' and start rhyming words with pumpin.

Ima start doing that biatches!

well, all i have to say is express yourself.

"will we be with the NWA/ and we say "hell no"..."

:D

tres bon song.

Clazon wrote:
. your rhymes are good, but saying
> youre working at half pace, when we havent seen your best doesnt
> really work...
>

You haven't.

I'm pusing myself on here to see how far I can go and how many words I can make rhyme and still thread it through into a fairly undertsandable piece. It's a sort of training ground here, but I know I can do better than thin, but teh combined facts that this is a) just fro fun and b) all talking about the same thing ('i'm betta than you and yo mama!') means that I can't be bothered/am unavailable to reach full potential.

I'm also looking to start includign NWA's 'seesaw' effect into my rhymes which should thread them together better.

afrojoe be in with the flow.

you got talent kid.

Yo yo, all yo homies, check dis out.

AJ iz betta dan allll the rest of yo crazy ass mofos.

Yo wanna mess? AJ kick yo face in!

Peace out, Free-e-e-e-estyla.