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"Special Reserve Freestlye MC Battling"

Not sure if this has any chance or working, but what the hey. Anyone can join in, and if you don't like rapping just think of it as poetry.

Basically, we'll all try and post rap lyricals up here, home-made of course, and 'battle' anyone who steps up, using clever words and harsh insults, so don't come in here, join in then get your knickers in a twist when we go personal, because they don't hold back in real life, so why should we?

Oh, screw the 'we're hard so hate us' cover, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.

Start off with: I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.

Rap at me if you disagree, mofo!

long rhymings of the same endings dont add up. its got to be the quality of what youre saying. the one thing that pi$$es me off about emceeing is that you can hit back by calling someone weak or whatever, but there gets to a point where you know youre wrong and that theyre near or as good as you. (or youre as cocky as s**t :)
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im the pest?/ give it a rest/ and i protest/ cos youre plagued with incest/ whilst i ride on the crest/ as i beat my chest/ continuing my quest/ to be the best.

rhymings my devotion/ i make it up like a potion/ slap it on you like lotion/ and it flows like an ocean/ as i move in slow motion/ cos you cant track my movements/ as i dont need improvements.

on that note i leave you/ so thatll have to do/ and when they be asking who/ you know itll be clazon.

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i love the second verse of mine. your rhymes are good, but saying youre working at half pace, when we havent seen your best doesnt really work...
i need to go out now, so i be seeing you tomorrow or whatever.

Ok, man, your all pushing it. Before I've been experimenting, and I still am, trying to create as long a lyrical as I can with one rhyming sound.
I'm messing around. But one day I'll do it properly and you'll all die. :-)

This is a sorta half-attempt at my best cos im tired and boozed up.

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So this is me/ Asher D/, wanna see/ the best I can really be/
Better than ye/, fast flowing rhyme spitting true black emcee/
Better than y'all on the mic both physically and mentally/
Striking you all back, controlling my words more capably/
Under the affect of lots of Bacardi/ ;-)
Physically/, sillily/ random rhymes create tranquility/
But random rhymes are just for fun, its nowhere near my full possibilities/
Wanna see/ the full sting of this true killer bee/?

Clazon, hitting hard with these poor attacks/
Stains in my arm pits?, kid return to your barracks/
My pants don't fit/, come on man, that's s---..
And as for the rest/, yep you guessed/, come on people, do your best/.
That's not a real insult, just you being a pest/

If your gonna say something, make it something that connects/
Not a random rhyme that just leaves your overall rap as a wreck/
Carry on like this pal, and you'll need to take heed of Inspectah Deck/.
Cos if you really wind me up boy, youll need Protect Ya Neck/.
See this is my true rhyme, and on this your barely a speck/.

You talk about me like you know me/
Yet all yuo do is show me/
That your tryng to follow me/
And one day topple me/
Your lyrics are as random as Vanilla Bee Empire/
And as smelly as most of Leicestershire/
See I can be random/
But when I'm random, s--- don't happen/.


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Okay, It looks like alcohol imrpoves me :-)

im guessing that it means:

when its cold in the morning, you rub your hands together- in this case, you add junior into the equation.

Clazon, talking about your meaningful lines.

What about mine? 'cold-morning masturbation'. That had yall puzzled and I bet only one or two of you actually undertsand it now.

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i just thought id pop this, because this is usually the time that ash comes back on and i wanted him to read what i said about him and so he can see my best rhyme so far.

!!!Yeah, well ard!!! *Sarcasm*

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Asher D, you've been stung by a bee,
so now you'll see,
What I can be.
I'll kill you,
or sue you,
so, so you cry to mummy.

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Can't be bothered thinking of anything else at the moment.

'ere you guys rhyme like you was old laydees
jitterin about with 'possiblies' and 'maybes'
thinkin about your words
tryina take your time
to make the rhyme shine
like a gleamin glass
o the wine from my front line
but you'll nevah climb
the ladder
just get madder
as i burst your word bladder
with sharp teeth like a adder
i'm jus' gettin badder
at this lyrical rhyme business
i give more verb gifts
than santa at christmas

messin with the time
like time was all mine
to mess with
and jest with
an open your chest with
my tech nine
fore i get arrested
for being the bestest

but for your information
when i move
i leave dents in the pavement
i don't need no bank statement
when you've got a blank statement
cause you use the blanket statement
and stay wasted all day
in your parent's basement

asher you can't take this
and clazon you keep fakin
don't even try an make me
rise
cause you'll just get a taste of
my fine sized rhyme style
and get toasted while
i spit venom and bile
and go faster than 90 mile
a hour
to keep our battle from goin sour
while i bloom like flower

but now the powers goin down
on my PC
and soon you wont see me
till maybe i'm feelin easy
or stopped feelin queesy
from that soup i made cheesy
with my groin i made greasy
so don't try and tease me
cause I'm about to get DC

i thought the cookie monster rap was excellent and mystiques was kind of good:D

i also noticed how everytime someone offended, you either lightened it up, or made it like you werent serious. (strange, but heh)
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yeah/
yeah/
oh yeah/
bring it on yall/
bring it on yall/

your all like/ im asher d/ listen to me/ whilst i rap to thee/ and thats just s**t/ and look at your kit/ stains in your arm pits/ your pants dont fit/ so just sit/ and do your knit-/ ing granma/ make your teeth grit/ whilst i bust for a bit/ on the stage thats lit.

so i aint amazing/ but im gonna go far/ and like you are/ look at your car/ you aint on the par/ youre on the tar/ smoking some weed/ or taking speed/ but you better take heed/ cos your feelings are going to be freed/ like your love for me.

heres a news flash/ dont do the hash/ cos you aint got the cash/ and you look like trash/ so run, dash/ before the cops catch your ass/ and take your stash.

frankly you stink/ do you float/ no, you sink/ i see a better buster than you in Pink/ so have a drink/ and just dont think/ about it/ cos youd just be sick/ about it.

you just cant handle life/ and neither can your wife/ with money you be feeling the strife/ thats why your both looking at 25 to life/ for going up to some guy/ both with a knife/ these are dangerous times/ and if you listen to my rhymes/ its cos youre commiting the crimes

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i definately think this is the best one ive done. it has meaningful lines. all of it is good, not just parts. it has a good story throughout.

i think ill stop doing any more rhymes for a bit. you can put in your last effort though and ill pay attention to it and comment.

What do you think of my older ones, towards the start?
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Clazon/, not amazin/, rhymes not quite blazing/, think yuor better than me
Boy I crush you easier than a raisin/
Your not that good, your not a rapping sensation/
Your rhymes require more patience/ than cold-morning masturbation/ (:-D)
Your flow// blows// louder than a Playstation/
Your beats are laced with icing/, but just don't get my heart racing/.
I'll happily show you your place, son/

You see/ this isnt near the best you will see/ of the great forum emcee/ Asher D/, to me/ I'm just taking this on easily/
Rhymes coming out slightly sloppily/ But thats cos this dont mean anything to me/
If I tried to eb the best I could be thered be no point posting, no competiiton for me./

So I post on here quite lazy attempts/, its not meant to be ground breaking or heaven sent/
I just sit back/, under constant attack/, chillin like a true black/, Rap my rhymes up nicely like I'm tyng a sack/, then stop writing, to cut you all some slack/.

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Heh.

The rhymes you don't undertstand are too deep for y'all. Or poorly written.

But It is hard, you'll see ne day that the more of this random stuff you do the harder it gets.
Give me a subject to rap about and I'll blaze, but this is random fun, son.

i could remember the skeleton, but this sounds more disjointed than what it was.