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> Buffy needs tanks, werewolves, missiles and Chuck Norris. That would
> make it a man-friendly show.
>
> A bit like Airwolf, but with prissy vampires
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*Geek mode*
There are about five Werewolf episodes, there is a rocket launcher in a season 2 episode..think it's called "The Judge" and the whole of Season 4 has Army type dudes in it...but no tanks..I think.
And the lack of Chuck Norris is made up by the Lesbians.
I feel so dirrty.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go out, get drunk and laid in a desperate attempt to get back my Fonz like coolness.
*Shudders*
> Buffy needs tanks, werewolves, missiles and Chuck Norris. That would
> make it a man-friendly show.
She used a rocket launcher to kill a demon once...
A bit like Airwolf, but with prissy vampires
I've read the hobbit too.
> And she didn't even save the worl in the last two seasons either.
That made me laugh so much. It could only come from a Buffy fan. Right, these examples then.
> Angel turning into Angelus and Buffy having to kill the guy she
> loves.
The section I forgot to put in - Angel appears now again for a confrontation and a snog in a misty graveyard or similar place.
> Xander walking out on Anya, nothing demonic going on there.
Comes under the high school and normal teen problems section.
> Tara getting shot just as Willow was getting over her magic
> addiction.
Yadayada more problems with weepy teens.
> Dawn becoming a klepto.
Another stupid part - like the one where they all get sexed up and come on to each other (pun not intended but left in for the hell of it)
> Spike's sacrifice to save the world (even if he does come back on
> Angel next series)
I don't know what Spike's sacrifice actually IS...
> Oz leaving Willow despire proving that he loves her.
Yet more Dawson's Creek.
If you like it, fine, it's not for me to say what you can and can't enjoy, but don't some of those storylines that you mentioned seem just a little, just a very little bit....entirely pathetic?
I think that is quite good really.
> The storylines? The STORYLINES? Of all things...
>
> The show has one storyline, repeated till fade. Hapy happy, killing
> mosters going to school, oh no I can't kill this one despite him
> being like the others and me having superhuman abilities for no
> reason, what on Earth can I do, now everyone's gone all weird, oh
> it's alright now because the bespectacled one has found the answer in
> a large leatherbound book.
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Well, that's a load of crap. For a start, the bespectacled one wasn't around for most of the last two seasons. And she didn't even save the worl in the last two seasons either. Let's have some examples, shall we?
Angel turning into Angelus and Buffy having to kill the guy she loves.
Xander walking out on Anya, nothing demonic going on there.
Tara getting shot just as Willow was getting over her magic addiction.
Dawn becoming a klepto.
Spike's sacrifice to save the world (even if he does come back on Angel next series)
Oz leaving Willow despire proving that he loves her.
It goes on. *reads back* Yeah, I'm a woman.
The show has one storyline, repeated till fade. Hapy happy, killing mosters going to school, oh no I can't kill this one despite him being like the others and me having superhuman abilities for no reason, what on Earth can I do, now everyone's gone all weird, oh it's alright now because the bespectacled one has found the answer in a large leatherbound book.