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"Why does it take everyone so long to read LOTR?"

I read TFOTR in 5 days yet when i talk to people on msn they say they started it at christmas and theyre still only on TTT.

Stryke wrote:
> Oz
> eats a zombie in Season 3, and has big wolfy-sex with another
> werewolf in Season 4. Then Willow sees them, and it does go a bit
> Dawson, I will admit that.

Dawson's Creek: A prime example of why murder should be legalised.

Goatboy wrote:
> Buffy needs tanks, werewolves, missiles and Chuck Norris. That would
> make it a man-friendly show.

Don't forget my Auntie.

Goatboy wrote:

> Guys in muscle-tops eh?
> Like, totally hot!!

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Whatever floats your boat, my friend. Oh yeah !!!!11!

Stryke wrote:

> Yeah, a demon research army type thing called The Initiative. They
> don't have tanks, but they do have humvees, big loud machine guns
> that make a suitably maly noise, taser guns and big guys in muscle
> tops.
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Guys in muscle-tops eh?
Like, totally hot!!

Mystique wrote:
> the_aoe_slaught wrote:
>
> Thanks for acknowledging that i said this too...
> ****
> I didn't read your post.
> Get over it.

oooh... touchy... calm down...

Mystique wrote:
the
> whole of Season 4 has Army type dudes in it...but no tanks..I think.

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Yeah, a demon research army type thing called The Initiative. They don't have tanks, but they do have humvees, big loud machine guns that make a suitably maly noise, taser guns and big guys in muscle tops.

Until they invent an uber-demon called Adam that gets angreeeeeee and kills most of them to make a demon army. Until Buffy goes Matrix and kills it.

But, y'know, if this is too feminine for you blokes, it's OK. Must be hard not being secure in your sexuality and all... ;)

the_aoe_slaught wrote:

> Thanks for acknowledging that i said this too...
****
I didn't read your post.
Get over it.

ROcket launcer is in the Season 2 episode called "Innocence", the one after Buffy sleeps with Angel and he reverts to Angelus. She uses it to defeat the Judge, a huge blue demon with an abnormally large jaw who can burn anyone who isn't pure evil.

And Oz is a werewolf, so there's loads of werewolf stuff. He has a girly mate, and her boyfriend doesn't like it. So Oz kills him. Oz eats a zombie in Season 3, and has big wolfy-sex with another werewolf in Season 4. Then Willow sees them, and it does go a bit Dawson, I will admit that.

Chuck Norris is in it twice. No, really. He plays an overweight vamp who's trying to make a comeback.

Yeah and Angel is so like Joey it's uncanny.

Mystique wrote:
> there is a rocket launcher in
> a season 2 episode..think it's called "The Judge"


Thanks for acknowledging that i said this too...