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"Going To The Toilet"

Where's the strangest place you've done it?

And no this isn't something which turns me on, its not a fetish I have. It's just the other day I really needed to go for a pee but I couldn't find a loo so I just held it in. Felt like I was going to burst. But sometimes you just feel you have to go right there and then, so where have you done it before? Maybe it was just for a laugh.

Some people do it on their Girlfriends.

Oh and you can talk about the poo side if you want too :-S

Bye.

Olestra.

I bought a load of zero-fat pringles back from The States that contained Olestra and gave them to my mates.
Mucho, mucho funny for me.

was that the food that caused simultaneous sh(tting into bed activity to be undertaken??

"Shat the bed"
A phrase that will reduce me to tears of laughter and have me shaking like a dog taking a dump.

Two of my mates whom I went to Thailand with, shat their beds. One of them had a ladyfriend with them at the time. Poor effort lads.

Ive done number 1s everywhere, from friends houses walls to roads to wheelie bins...

I used to do number 2s on long walks with my parents in the middle of picturesque scenery (well it was encouraged if you look at the fact that my dad always packed a roll of toilet paper "for emergencies") I feel sorry for anyone that strayed off the footpaths and into my healthy pile of manure..

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> I feel sorry for the person who had to clean it up, I didn't dare look
> for risk of throwing up.

Hey, s**t happens.

Hmmm...either in the middle of Victoria Park in Leicester, or maybe the front of a lecture theatre (which, by the way, was empty...).

After a heavy night of drinking, I had a sudden bout of the screaming squits. There was no way I was gonna make it to the toilet in time so I ran behind a bush and did a dump on the front lawn of some highrise offices.

I feel sorry for the person who had to clean it up, I didn't dare look for risk of throwing up.

And I enjoy it too.

You take everything so literally. :)