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And no this isn't something which turns me on, its not a fetish I have. It's just the other day I really needed to go for a pee but I couldn't find a loo so I just held it in. Felt like I was going to burst. But sometimes you just feel you have to go right there and then, so where have you done it before? Maybe it was just for a laugh.
Some people do it on their Girlfriends.
Oh and you can talk about the poo side if you want too :-S
Bye.
> I remember once I was about to get into the swimming pool. I noticed
> one kid with a sheepish grin on his face in the pool. Suddenly a
> long, brown sausage shaped thing rose up onto the surface. Then he
> swam away. I didn't go into the pool after that.
Well, I knew you were making the first one up. But this one just tops it.
Don't lie to look cool. Because you just look like a prat.
I've peed in the sea loads of times. Up the wheel of my car. In a river. In the woods. Loads of discrete places though, where nobody knows you're doing it. Once thought I saw a log in the sea but that was about 4 years ago so I'm not too sure...
> I've peed in the sea loads of times. Up the wheel of my car. In a
river. In the woods. Loads of discrete places though, where nobody
knows you're doing it. Once thought I saw a log in the sea but that
was about 4 years ago so I'm not too sure...
Peeing up the wheel of your car is actually legal if there are no toilets around (and you dont expose yourself) it used to be in the highway code!
Sewage pipes nearby. I wonder why it wasn't closed off...
> Peeing up the wheel of your car is actually legal if there are no
> toilets around (and you dont expose yourself) it used to be in the
> highway code!
Very old.
As long as one hand is on the car and you do it on the back left hand wheel.
One of those oooold laws...
> The sea at western super mare used to have logs floating in it...
>
> Sewage pipes nearby. I wonder why it wasn't closed off...
I'm gonna scan a piccy in that I drew when I was 5.
It was of Western Super Mare!
It's great. The sea is brown!
> Check it, the FDA did a study on the "fecal parameters" of
> Olestra
>
> http://www.cspinet.org/olestra/fda_memo.html
"Diarrhea was defined as "excessive frequency of very loose/watery stools that are extremely difficult or impossible to control." Loose stools were defined as "a bowel movement that is easier to pass than normal, but is not watery and unformed."
Excellent :D
And in my mates Pot Noodle. He didn't notice until I told him :)
> Um very lady like...
What?