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"Going To The Toilet"

Where's the strangest place you've done it?

And no this isn't something which turns me on, its not a fetish I have. It's just the other day I really needed to go for a pee but I couldn't find a loo so I just held it in. Felt like I was going to burst. But sometimes you just feel you have to go right there and then, so where have you done it before? Maybe it was just for a laugh.

Some people do it on their Girlfriends.

Oh and you can talk about the poo side if you want too :-S

Bye.

Is he suggesting I'm female? :|

Interesting topic

Let's look back on my past

Well, as a youngster one a long road journey I kept needing to pee. SO my parents got fed up stopping and made me pee in a bottle. It was full and eventually needed to be empty for more peeing.

As a youngster in bushes etc

Against a wall at house parties as toilets are always full

And once I'm ashamed to say... walking home from girlfriends very drunk I couldn't be bothered waiting so whipped it out and let it rip as I slowly strolled home and I then turned around and admired my trail, before falling into somebody's garden.

And the most deadly secret of all whom I've never told anyone.

On a trip to Alton Towers with family. We stop at service station... I get out and go for a walk over to the lake bit. I'm all alone so have a good fart or two... but it wasn't a fart. It was as put earlier 'anaal leakage'. The panic was extreme and I tried my best to work normal to the toilets. In a cubicle I noticed my trousers had survived the blast but the boxers were a right off. So I took them off, gave myself a good clean and tried to flush the boxers, which went round the u-bend but I think the toilet was blocked which I didn't care. I then went back to the car, got deoderant out my overnight bag and sprayed my backside when family were away in service station. I then went commando the entire day and had a lovely day with no further events taking place.

I thought I handled it well myself and now you know.

At least 2 people p!ss up the wall outside my house every night.
I sleep with my window open - I can hear it. Not a very nice sound, I assure you.

Actually, I tape them doing it - then cut it onto video of the Queen and sell for many many dollars.
Yup yup.

I have a phobia about using public toilets, I have had it since I was about 6 or 7 years old. I avoid all public toilets at all costs. I remember once at high school I had to hold it in for 2 and a half hours, that really hurt. Most of the time I just limit my intake of fluids before I go out.

SHEEPY wrote:
>
> And once I'm ashamed to say... walking home from girlfriends very
> drunk I couldn't be bothered waiting so whipped it out and let it rip
> as I slowly strolled home and I then turned around and admired my
> trail, before falling into somebody's garden.
>

No shame in that, Ive done it countless times on deserted roads at night, sometimes I try and write my initials...

I don't think I ever went for a dump in my 13 years off education at primary and secondary school toilets.

That is alarming

SHEEPY wrote:
> I don't think I ever went for a dump in my 13 years off education at
> primary and secondary school toilets.
>
> That is alarming

I only done it on one occasion, and only because i was "crap-my-pants desperate".

I've never used a public toilet either for a dump... that includes every toilet except my own home or some other home type place.

SHEEPY wrote:
> I don't think I ever went for a dump in my 13 years off education at
> primary and secondary school toilets.
>
> That is alarming

I have only ever been for a pee twice...I've never stepped foot in the secondary school toilets.

There was a kid in out primary school that always used to look at your manhood whilst having a slash.

He was called Willy therafter