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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

At movie awards thing.

Woman: Did something crawl down your throat and die!?

Barney: It didn't die!

when lisa wants to get an instrument or something in the shop

Homer - so lisa what do you want to learn to play? viomalin, oboemaboe, tubamaba (lisa points to a saxaphone) hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, saxamaphone

Lisa (on the radio): And Guess who's been prescribing medicine without a license?
Doctor Hibbert: Er...
Lisa: That's right, Homer Simpson!
homer: D'oh!

Bart "Watch out Radioactive man"

Bloke "Brilliant"

Bart "Watch out Radioactive man"

Bloke "Again"

Bart "Watch out Radioactive man"

Bloke "Excellent. Congratulations Bart Simpson you are our new Fallout boy is what I would have said if you were'nt an inch too short. Next!"

Homer: Oh my god, that man is my exact double!

...

Homer: That dog has a puffy tail! Here puff! Here puff!

Marge: God is so vengeful!
Homer: Yes. He's my favourite fictional character.

i forgot how it goes but its something liek this.......

when the police are investigating what bart thought that flanders hgad killed maude



Wiggum - well we are all finished here

Homer - No wait, its isnt, we still havnt figured out where the appearence of your wife is

Maude - im right here

Homer - oh i see, every things perfect now, its all been wrapped up in a nice little package

(everyone looks at homer)

Homer - well i didnt mean it too sound so sarcastic

Homer "You mean Im on my own, Ive never been on my own. Oh God help me, help me God"

Phone rings

Homer "Yello"

"Hello Homer this is God.....frey Jones from the T.V show Rock Bottom"

Fffffllllllaaaaaaaaaaannnderrrs

Thought I'd have a go!

*Homer tells the garbage men they are 'trash eating stink-bags', and they cut off his service. Marge tells homer to write an apology letter to the sanitation commissioner*

Homer : "I won't do it marge, I'll beat those government fat-cats. It'll be just like david and goliath, only this time, David will win!"
(Lisas brain) : "Yes, I heard it too, I'll just play some relaxing music"

*Music starts playing in Lisas head*

bah, it's funnier when you see it on the telly