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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

Nerd: We can download pornography 1,000,000 times faster!

Marge: Who'd wanna do that?

:D

Homer - Are you sure this is the sci-fi convention? Look at all the nerds

Ralph: "The pointy kitty took it"

"Why, you kid, you told me this stream was shallow! Ohhhh, I'm going to get you kid!"

*car slowly sinks*

*Bart is seen waving at him*

Homer: "got any sugar?"

Hank Scorpio: "Just a sec..."

*Rummages in pockets*

Hank: "There. Sorry it's not in the little packets. Want some cream?"

Homer: "Ye...No."

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president truman (I think) : "We will donate these american tax dollars, to our allies in europe - who fought so poorly, and surrendered so readily"

Marge "I'll just have a cup of coffee"

Australian Guy "Beer it is"

Marge "Coffee"

Australian Guy "Beer"

Marge "Coff..ee"

Australian Guy "Be..er

Marge "C o"

Australian Guy "B e"

Sideshow bob : "don't forget to die"

Homer "You wont be happy until my family thinks Im a loser will you"

Selma "You are a loser Homer and were winners. Seat belt twisted minus one point"

Homer "Nagging the driver minus ten points for you"

Selma "Did not adjust side mirror minus another point"

Homer "Being a jerk minus a million points"

*insurance salesman to homer on doorstep after failing to sell him a home safety package*

"mr simpson, i wouldnt have thought a man like you could put a price on the safety of his family"

homer replies
"i wouldnt have thought so either but here we are"

and closes door

genius