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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

Homer : "The alien appears every friday night in the same place"
Wiggum : "Ok, mister Jackass, I'll just type that up on my imaginary typewriter ....
*Homer leaves, lunatic sits down*
Lunatic : "I've just torched a building down town and I'm afraid I'll do it again!"
Wiggum : "Ok, I'll just type that up on my imaginary typewriter ........"

Cid Vilante wrote:
> Smithers - "I think women and sea men don't mix"


Just watched that episode!


Bart: "Dad you killed the zombie Flanders"

Homer: "He was a zombie"

aaaah, my eyes, the goggles do nothing

Wolfcastle: "My teenage son arrives home from college and I'm horrified to discover that he's a nerd!"

Brockman: "Ha ha, I'm laughing already!"

Wolfcastle: "It's not a comedy."

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Marge: "I love Homer Simpson. I don't want to snuggle with Max Power."

Homer: "Nobody Snuggles with Max Power, Marge! You strap yourself in and feel the G's!"

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Bart: "Gee, lisa. I hate to see you so upset. Unless it was from a rubber spider down your dress. That gives me an idea..." *into dictaphone* "...note for later, put rubber spider down lisa's dress. ha ha ha ha haaa." *turns off dictaphone* *turns dictaphone back on* "...HAAAA ha ha ha." *turns dictaphone off* "hey, I know, how about I dig up some dirt on this Alison character? remember how I got Milhouse on America's Most Wanted?"

FBI Agent 1: "There he is. On the Monkey Bars."

FBI Agent 2: "Try to take him alive."

Milhouse: "Oh no, not again!"

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Bart: "Now lisa, I know it goes against ever moral fibre in your body, but I did some digging about Alison and-"

Lisa: "Heh heh, give it to me! Hey, there's nothing bad here!"

Bart: "Nope, she's clean as a bean. But, I did tip off the feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend Milhouse..."

*cut to top of dam*

Milhouse: "But I'm telling you, I didn't do anything!"

FBI Agent: "I don't care."

*Milhouse leaps from dam*

Milhouse: "Aaaaaaaaaah. My glasses!"

*cut to lisa's room*

Lisa: "I appreciate what you did bart, but I have to get over my fears. Alison should be my friend, not my enemy. After all, she is a...wonderful...person."

Bart: "Ah, that's great Lis, I mean why compete with someone who's just going to kick your butt anyway?"

Lisa: "I prefered my phrasing."

I will not post them, like I did in the simpsons characters.

The grey school uniforms have got wet, gone psychadelic and the kids are running riot.
Superintenadnt Chalmers: SKINNER! What is the meaning of this OUTRAGE?
Principal Skinner: How could this happen? I got them from the same placxe where I buy Mother's clothes- oh no, she's in the park!
Superintendant Chalmers: Now this I have GOT TO see!

Episode where Homer goes to college:

Homer "Hello Dean, you're a stupid head"

Dean: "Homer is that you?"

Homer runs off

Lionel Hutz talking about some judge:

"He has had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Well replace the word kinda with repetedly and the word dog with son"

Mr Burns: "Team, there's a little crippled boy in the hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you"
Milhouse: "I hope they win, or Mr Burns says he's coming back"

marge : "hey homer, how did you make those shelves?"
homer : "i took some cinderblocks from a local building site, they won't miss them..."

*cut to building site*

man 1 : "Sir, someone has stolen 4 cinderblocks!"
man 2 : "Oh god, thats all the money we had, well, I'll tell the children there'll be no hospital..."