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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

the all time great...

Homer : D'oh!!

Skinner to young Bart: Ok, young man, I'll start by eating your shorts... hold on...

( Homer trying to reprimand Bart ).

Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy films young man,it wasn't just for fun.

homer, when i say mr thompson, you say hello. hello mr thompson...
*kicks homers shin and winks- silence*
i think hes talking to you.

McBain: My greatest enemy- the Commy-Nazis!

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr.Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Cashier: Okay Mr.Burns, whats your first name?
Homer: I don't know.

Homer(looking at dying fish floating in beer)- Those must be the happiest fish in the world...

selma : "Kiss me bob"
sideshow bob : "Although kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray ...."

After Krusty fakes his own death, Homer says to Bart "Dont worry son a lot of people die all the time. Why you could end up dead tomorrow"

Smithers - "I think women and sea men don't mix"