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lets get the ball rolling :
Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"
"I'm going to need two seets (points to butt), for the twins."
Marge : no, those games cost up to and including sixty dollars.
Homer : Oh, I know you want it badly, son, but sometimes parents have to say no. When I was a little boy, I wanted a bicycle for my birthday, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life .... well, goodnight.
krusty : lets just say it moved me - TO A BIGGER HOUSE! ..... uh oh, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud ....
*everyone laughs*
Homer: Why me laugh?
Homer: Owwwww twenty bucks... I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for many peanuts
Homer: Woohoo
Homer at Post Office
Homer: Hello, I'm Mr. Burns... I believe you have a letter for me
PO Guy: Okay Mr. Burns... what's your first name?
Homer: I... don't know.
Ned: SHE'S DEAD! YOU FELL IN HER GRAVE!
*Marge is asked to think of a new character*
Marge: Er.. ummmm.. Ghost... Mutt.
Greatness.