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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns, and I believe you have a letter for me."
Clerk: "Ok, Mr Burns, What is your first name?"
Homer: "I don't know."
[Homer and Bart then get kicked out of the post office]

Homer: I hope I didn't brain my damage

Homer: Talking about SPEED. I remember seeing this film about a bus that couldn't let its SPEED go below fifty and if it's SPEED did go below fifty then it would blow up. I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Go Below Fifty.

Homer: SHUT UP - Can't remember episode but it I laughed when he said it

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

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Bart: have you guys seen Milhouse?
Comic book guy: NO, now go away, we are racing for the title of Champion of the Universe
*CBG and Otto are playing with Scalex Tric (sp??)*

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homer: that kent brockman, thinks he's so big with all his money, there's one thing he can't buy!!
marge: what's that?..
homer: *thinks* a DINOsaur!



99% of the simpsons is comprised of quality quotes :)

Professor Frink - Ladies and Gentleman quiet down

*audience carries on with talking*

Professor Frink - PIE IS EXACTLY 3!!!!

*audience reacts with gasps of shock*

Professor Frink - I'm sorry it had to come to that

Moe: "I rob now"
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Scary English Children: "Now you're thinking 'I hope that's Shepard's Pie in my knickers'"
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Mr Burns: "What are you doing in my corpse hatch?"
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Mcbain: "Bart, you're little tie makes me laugh"
*everyone laughs*
"Laughing time is over"
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Homer: "Do your happy dance Mojo"
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Marge: "He just sits there struggling to breathe"
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Marge: "Is that my good butter?"
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Lisa: "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!"
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Ralph: "It's healing over my hand!"
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The whole Kids TV episode.

Krusty : "And I will say on record, that those tourists were decapitated BEFORE they entered the krusty house of knives!"

heh, wicked

no, no the best moe quote :

"If I ever find out who you are, I'll shove sausages down your throat and starving dogs up your butt"

Not being a tool, but Bart says that last one.

Moe: Shut up Barn or else I'll ram a stool down your throat!

Moe rules.

Homer: "Kids, you've tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

Or

Bart: "...you were telling me how you beat jury duty."
Homer: "Ah yes, the trick is, to say that you're prejudiced against all races"

Or

Homer "There are no good wars -- apart from the AMerican War Of Independence, The Second World War, and Star Wars"