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I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.
lets get the ball rolling :
Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"
lets get the ball rolling :
Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"
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Grampa: I can't wait to eat that monkey.
Lisa: Bart, do you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep we could die!
Grampa: Ehh, welcome to my world.
Classic.
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Grampa: Ehh, welcome to my world.
Classic.
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Asher D wrote:
> Get it right foo.
yeah, I know its wrong, but I thought the comedy value was pretty much intact .... !?
ok, here's another :
(Homer and Bart driving a 'vote homer for sanitation commissioner' car around town, bart is speaking through a microphone, attached to a large speaker on the roof)
Bart : "Please, vote for homer, or he will beat us, his children"
Homer : "WHY YOU LITTLE ..... I mean, I won't beat you son ...... *quietly* ... you're gonna get such a beating"
> Get it right foo.
yeah, I know its wrong, but I thought the comedy value was pretty much intact .... !?
ok, here's another :
(Homer and Bart driving a 'vote homer for sanitation commissioner' car around town, bart is speaking through a microphone, attached to a large speaker on the roof)
Bart : "Please, vote for homer, or he will beat us, his children"
Homer : "WHY YOU LITTLE ..... I mean, I won't beat you son ...... *quietly* ... you're gonna get such a beating"
Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> Bart : Buy me bonestorm for christmas, its not fair!
> Marge : no, those games cost up to and including sixty dollars.
> Homer : Oh, I know you want it badly, son, but sometimes parents have
> to say no. When I was a little boy, I wanted a TABLE FOOTBALL GAME for my
> birthday, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day
> of my life .... well, goodnight.
Get it right foo.
> Bart : Buy me bonestorm for christmas, its not fair!
> Marge : no, those games cost up to and including sixty dollars.
> Homer : Oh, I know you want it badly, son, but sometimes parents have
> to say no. When I was a little boy, I wanted a TABLE FOOTBALL GAME for my
> birthday, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day
> of my life .... well, goodnight.
Get it right foo.
Grandpa: That doll is evil I tells ya, evil!
Marge: You said that about all the presents.
Grandpa: I just want attention.
Marge: You said that about all the presents.
Grandpa: I just want attention.
Mcbain quotes :
(smashes himself out of an ice statue with a machine gun in his hands) : "ICE TO SEE YOU"
(Mcbain kills lots of bad guys)
Pretty girl : "Hey Mcbain, you really broke up that meeting!"
Mcbain : "Yes, now I'm thinking of having another meeting - in bed"
Mcbains Boss : "I can't believe this Mcbain, you blew up a whole church, that't it you're off the case, and I want your firearm, that cannon of yours is against the book!" (holds up regulation book)
(Mcbain takes out huge gun and blows book and large chunk of the wall away)
Mcbain : "MY BOOK"
(smashes himself out of an ice statue with a machine gun in his hands) : "ICE TO SEE YOU"
(Mcbain kills lots of bad guys)
Pretty girl : "Hey Mcbain, you really broke up that meeting!"
Mcbain : "Yes, now I'm thinking of having another meeting - in bed"
Mcbains Boss : "I can't believe this Mcbain, you blew up a whole church, that't it you're off the case, and I want your firearm, that cannon of yours is against the book!" (holds up regulation book)
(Mcbain takes out huge gun and blows book and large chunk of the wall away)
Mcbain : "MY BOOK"
Homer: Gym (says as "GIME")? What's a gym?
*Walks into the gym and looks around*
Homer: Ohh A Gym! (Once again as "Gime")
Doesn't sound too funny written down, but it's one of my favourite quotes and was on tonight actually. Which was nice.
*Walks into the gym and looks around*
Homer: Ohh A Gym! (Once again as "Gime")
Doesn't sound too funny written down, but it's one of my favourite quotes and was on tonight actually. Which was nice.
Bart - I'd like to buy Bonestorm for 99 cents
Comic Book Guy - Hmm let me summarise the proposed transaction. You wish to buy Bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit for me? minus $59. Oooooh please take my $59 dollars
*Bart takes money*
CBG - Wha? *Snatches money back* Hmmm as we are not acquainted with sarcasm i'll put this money back into the til. Good day.
Grandpa - Death stalks you at every turn .....DEATH!!!!!
Lisa - Grandpa that's Maggie
Comic Book Guy - Hmm let me summarise the proposed transaction. You wish to buy Bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit for me? minus $59. Oooooh please take my $59 dollars
*Bart takes money*
CBG - Wha? *Snatches money back* Hmmm as we are not acquainted with sarcasm i'll put this money back into the til. Good day.
Grandpa - Death stalks you at every turn .....DEATH!!!!!
Lisa - Grandpa that's Maggie
I'm not sure if this is right, but anyway:
Bart: I want an Emancipation(or whatever a divorce from parents is)!
Homer: Why, don't you like being a dude?
Bart: I want an Emancipation(or whatever a divorce from parents is)!
Homer: Why, don't you like being a dude?
Some guy: Yes, sir.
Homer: That's the first time anybody's called me sir, without adding the words, your making a scene"
Homer: That's the first time anybody's called me sir, without adding the words, your making a scene"
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