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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

McBain: My greatest enemy- the Commy-Nazis!

homer, when i say mr thompson, you say hello. hello mr thompson...
*kicks homers shin and winks- silence*
i think hes talking to you.

( Homer trying to reprimand Bart ).

Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy films young man,it wasn't just for fun.

Skinner to young Bart: Ok, young man, I'll start by eating your shorts... hold on...

the all time great...

Homer : D'oh!!

Max Power: There’s three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.

Bart: Isn’t that the wrong way?

Max Power: Yeah, but faster!

Duffman: Duffman cannot die! Only the actors who play him can!

heres one from the episode lisa on ice
where lisa and bart have an ice-hockey team

Homer(to bart): You better win tonight boy, and if u dont ill kill ya!
Marge Lisa Maggie Bart: ha ha ha ha ha ha
Homer:grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bart:Ah!

Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at
Uruguay on the globe).

Skinner on stage at comedy place: How come you always run out of tardy slips before permission slips?

Bart: How come you suck?

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