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"Red Dwarf"

Absolute Class

I bought the first and second series on DVD the other day, and even though Kryten (who has to be my favourite character) only makes a brief appearence in one episode, its just the dogs knackers. I recommend

'Emergency, emergency, there an emergency going on'

'Riots in Japan over the total immersion video game were brought to a halt when rubber nuclear weapons were deployed'

'There all dead dave'
'There all dead dave'
'everybody's dead dave'
'gordon bennett, there all dead dave'

'so you don't want to know about the two supersprint starships tracking us dave''where are they from?' there from the NORWEB federation for your crimes against humanity''NORWEB?''The North West Electricity Board dave, 3million years ago you left 17p in a bank account, now, thanks to compound interest you own 94% of the world wealth''Why NORWEB?''You left a light on in the bathroom, I've got a final demand here for 180 billion pounds, no ones got any money except you and NORWEB'


Hollie has to be my favourite character in these two series, shame he didn't make it to the third onwards.

Anyone else like it.

Anyone know when the Third Series is out on DVD?

Master Bates wrote:
> Rimmer: Go to yellow alert!
> Kryten: Are you sure sir? It will mean changing the bulb.

Blue alert.

Edgy wrote:
> Fish!
> > Fish!
> > Fish!
> > Fish!
> > Fish!
> > Fish!
> >
> One of my favourite moments of series one...

Ah yes, I remember that. It was on a few weeks back :D

It should go:
Fish!
Today's fish is Trout-ala-creme. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today's fish is Trout-ala-creme. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today's fish is Trout-ala-creme. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today's fish is Trout-ala-creme. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today's fish is Trout-ala-creme. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today's fish is Trout-ala-creme. Enjoy your meal.
I will!

Ah well, no-one likes a smart-ass :)

But the whole point of the joke is him saying "I will" after the machine has said "enjoy your meal."

Hmmm... undecided about Red Dwarf, there are undoubtedly some funny moments but i get bored of it after a while. Just never got into it really...

Reznor wrote:
there are undoubtedly some funny
> moments

Bahhhhg. All of the episodes are rife with incredibly funny and witty gags. Some are laymen level humour and others are absolutely sublime in their intelligence. I've never *ever* seen a bad episode of it and I've seen them all.

But each to his own. Needless to say though, it's my favourite programme (hence the handle RastaBillySkank, Lister's favourite band :-D)

I never knew thats why you were called that.
A band which Rimmer liked for 6 months..

Thi wrote:
> I never knew thats why you were called that.

Heh, well in reality, what's the probability that I'd choose this name without being influenced by RD? Slim-to-none I'd say :-D

> A band which Rimmer liked for 6 months..

Indeed. He liked more of the classics like "Mendleson, Mozart or Motorhead"

:-D

I dont get the thorn bit. I'm probably being thick..

But just to test your a real fan, what does smeg really mean? :D