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"Valentines day"

Much as we'd all love to get our girls (or fellas, ladies) Mortal Kombat for Valentines, we must be more romantic about these things.

So, does anyone have any great ideas for Valentines presents?

(Keep 'em sensible, and we all might come away from this better off in the bedroom department...)

Insane Bartender wrote:
> Don't get me wrong, but as you stated earlier, you probably get it
> every night of the year, so if you DIDN'T get it, would it be so much
> of a problem? Sure, it wouldn't be just that night, she'd probably
> hold out for the rest of the week, but still, that gives you around
> 360 shags a year.

Either you're not getting the point of valentines, or you don't want to, but the fact is is that it's there and there's nothing you can do to change that.

Sorry Ros, but the fact is, is that women like recieving gifts, and though a relationship's sexual base doesn't depend on them, a surprise gift always works, not only because of the gift, but because women love it when they know that you were thinking of them outside of being together.

The trouble is, that with valentines day they are expecting a gift. The day was obviously set up by women who wernt getting what they wanted out of their man so that the man would do the whole romance thing at least once a year.

Though the sentiment of valentines is long gone with profiteering, women still expect it. you can't guaruntee you'll get a bit that night, but you can guaruntee you won't for a fair while after if you miss it, and the surprise gift trick is null and viod.

But it's the trying that's the fun part.
Then it's "...oh. Damn, guess we have to be a couple now"

I'll take the chase and take-down (Lion/Zebra style) and then do it all over again.

Funny. I've never made an effort, and I've always got the girl I wanted.

But what is she going to do with a metal arrow!

I hate pointless stuff. (pun not intended)

Pans! Why diddn't I think of Pans?!?!?

Or maybe an ironing board!

Seriously, people, where has the fun gone from all your relationships? The "Give her a rose and that'll do" line of thinking will only fool the girls that you wouldn't want to have anyway.

Call me what you like, but my missus is an absolute babe, and I wouldn't have got her without trying.

Insane Bartender wrote:

> I don't think it's healthy to be so dependent on sex to be honest.

Being dependent on video games is much better :D

disclaimer: not aimed at anyone in particular. More at the entire forum :p

Slaveunit wrote:
> Call me what you like, but she'll get it, and so will I.


Don't get me wrong, but as you stated earlier, you probably get it every night of the year, so if you DIDN'T get it, would it be so much of a problem? Sure, it wouldn't be just that night, she'd probably hold out for the rest of the week, but still, that gives you around 360 shags a year.

I don't think it's healthy to be so dependent on sex to be honest.

Insane Bartender wrote:
>
> Here's a tip for you this valentines weekend. Find a drain, take your
> lady there, take out £20 from your wallet, rip it up in front of
> her face and put the money in the drain.
>
> Take her home and give her some love.

Cracking idea ha ha ha ha

Wouldn't she prefer something practical?

Like a game!

or um, some pans or something

:S

And I also hate people who make jokes about Postmen on that day...