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"Valentines day"

Much as we'd all love to get our girls (or fellas, ladies) Mortal Kombat for Valentines, we must be more romantic about these things.

So, does anyone have any great ideas for Valentines presents?

(Keep 'em sensible, and we all might come away from this better off in the bedroom department...)

Insane Bartender wrote:
> You bloody sap. Make sure you add a rose, or she won't get it.

Call me what you like, but she'll get it, and so will I.

I hate all those cards with Gay Bears on saying "Love blah blah, deep in my heart retch vomit, you're so special yak yak"

So every bloke/bird suddenly becomes romantic and spontaneous on one day, in a unique demonstration of their undying love for each other, the next day they are back to watching Eastenders and discussing their friend's new lawnmower.

If every bloke just decided not to bother we'd get rid of this trite within a couple of years.

"Please don't actually throw the Secret Arrow at the message's intended recipient. You may, as the saying goes, have their bloody eye out. "

hohoho.

Valentines day is an excuse to go out and get p!ssed with your true love.

The Ogre and I were considering getting a Gaamecube for VDay, We both want one so it would make the perfect gift to each other.

Goatboy: I'm not getting into that argument again.

Slaveunit wrote:
> Finally found mine, ordered and on it's way. I love the net, it's all
> so easy!
>
> http://www.firebox.com/index.htm?dir (space)
> =firebox&action=product&pid=332

You bloody sap. Make sure you add a rose, or she won't get it.

HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> niiiice

Are you being serious, or am i gonna get laughed at?

Be honest...

Slaveunit wrote:
> I'll take it that noone has any original ideas then.

You don't need original ideas. Women like to see money go down the drain, which is why so many of them like flowers. Come on, let's face it. Flowers may be pretty, but in a week's time, what do you do? Put them in the bin. Once they are gone, what can you genuinely say that they did for you while you had them? Nothing, bar keeping the lady happy on valentines day.

You could do twice as much for half the price if you instead invested in a few sex toys, or sensual oils. But what do they want? Flowrers.

Here's a tip for you this valentines weekend. Find a drain, take your lady there, take out £20 from your wallet, rip it up in front of her face and put the money in the drain.

Take her home and give her some love.

Slaveunit wrote:
> Whoops, so did i. Try this one:
>
> http://www.firebox.com/index.html (sp)
> ?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=332
>
> Don't you all do thieving my ideas, now!

niiiice

I always get lots of gifts on Valentine's Day...




It's my birthday ;D

Slaveunit wrote:
> Given the choice, would you buy her a gift and have the next few weeks
> in bed, or buy a game and have the next few weeks playing with
> yourself?
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Buy a game and have a w##k.
I've had enough of women and would much rather be happy and doing what I want without the retarded behaviour of nagging fun-vampires that try to 2nd guess your every move and act.

Oh, and of course I don't mean Ros. She's different.
Oh, neither am I talking about *your* girlfriends, I'm sure they're all lovely.

Whoops, so did i. Try this one:

http://www.firebox.com/index.html (sp) ?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=332

Don't you all do thieving my ideas, now!