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The top ten reasons why a games console is better than a wife/girlfriend!
10: Your console only needs to be kept in games, significantly cheaper than shoes and haircuts.
9: Your console won't mind if you ignore it for a week or two.
8: Your console won't wake you at 3 in the morning, just to talk.
7: A console will never say it doesn't want to play because it has a headache.
6: Pressing the right buttons is easy with a console.
5: Your console won't mind if you play with other consoles.
4: Your console won't tell you that you've already had enough to drink, and subsequently if you can't perform, it won't mind.
3: When the time comes to replace your console, it won't take you to court.
2: Your console won't mind if you want all of your friends to join in.
And the Number One reason why a games console is better than a wife or girlfriend is:
A console comes with a manual.
10: Your console only needs to be kept in games, significantly cheaper than shoes and haircuts.
9: Your console won't mind if you ignore it for a week or two.
8: Your console won't wake you at 3 in the morning, just to talk.
7: A console will never say it doesn't want to play because it has a headache.
6: Pressing the right buttons is easy with a console.
5: Your console won't mind if you play with other consoles.
4: Your console won't tell you that you've already had enough to drink, and subsequently if you can't perform, it won't mind.
3: When the time comes to replace your console, it won't take you to court.
2: Your console won't mind if you want all of your friends to join in.
And the Number One reason why a games console is better than a wife or girlfriend is:
A console comes with a manual.
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This top ten posters thing is a bad, bad idea.
It's quality, not quantity that counts people.
I certainly won't be posting any more than usual to try to move up the list.
meka_dragon PQMS8/00 - and that's the way it's going to stay!
It's quality, not quantity that counts people.
I certainly won't be posting any more than usual to try to move up the list.
meka_dragon PQMS8/00 - and that's the way it's going to stay!
the game1847 wrote:
> I like consoles two mate but not enough cold shoulder a bird, I
> don't like to think how much pleasure you get out of your console
> one way or the other but I am sure you're having loads of fun....
>
> Just Kidding
>
> Keep it Real
>
> The Game 1847
U make no sense, this is no console it is the KING of the WORLD I tells ya, THE KING!
> I like consoles two mate but not enough cold shoulder a bird, I
> don't like to think how much pleasure you get out of your console
> one way or the other but I am sure you're having loads of fun....
>
> Just Kidding
>
> Keep it Real
>
> The Game 1847
U make no sense, this is no console it is the KING of the WORLD I tells ya, THE KING!
I like consoles two mate but not enough cold shoulder a bird, I don't like to think how much pleasure you get out of your console one way or the other but I am sure you're having loads of fun....
Just Kidding
Keep it Real
The Game 1847
Just Kidding
Keep it Real
The Game 1847
ok then!!
but its sooo fun and u have to admit I iz wicked at doing it so fast!! on one browser!
Its the G4's power I tell ya!!!
P.S It WASN'T ME!!
but its sooo fun and u have to admit I iz wicked at doing it so fast!! on one browser!
Its the G4's power I tell ya!!!
P.S It WASN'T ME!!
It's a good name, so stick to it
er-no
Please stick to your name
Please stick to your name
the name says it all!!!
er-no wrote:
> IT WASN'T ME
Living up to my quote for the second time tonight.
Yo must grow up to be more honest melad
> IT WASN'T ME
Living up to my quote for the second time tonight.
Yo must grow up to be more honest melad
lol! got to go now! see ya
See - I told you the Parrot is DEAD
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