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10: Your console only needs to be kept in games, significantly cheaper than shoes and haircuts.
9: Your console won't mind if you ignore it for a week or two.
8: Your console won't wake you at 3 in the morning, just to talk.
7: A console will never say it doesn't want to play because it has a headache.
6: Pressing the right buttons is easy with a console.
5: Your console won't mind if you play with other consoles.
4: Your console won't tell you that you've already had enough to drink, and subsequently if you can't perform, it won't mind.
3: When the time comes to replace your console, it won't take you to court.
2: Your console won't mind if you want all of your friends to join in.
And the Number One reason why a games console is better than a wife or girlfriend is:
A console comes with a manual.
> TOP TEN POSTS IN THE PAST 30 DAYS
>
> 1 Morpheus (vai) 855
> 2 Grix Thraves 845
> 3 SNIPER 791
> 4 Ant 774
> 5 tony 657
> 6 fantasymeisteŽ 638
> 7 golden rhino 484
> 8 meka_dragon 325
> 9 er-no 321
> 10 vai 303
wooooooohooooooo im on that twice...is that good? lol :) 855.... that must of been when i pushed the world lngest post over 2000!!
vai
Let me know please tony.
I will try to get your name back
1 Morpheus (vai) 855
2 Grix Thraves 845
3 SNIPER 791
4 Ant 774
5 tony 657
6 fantasymeisteŽ 638
7 golden rhino 484
8 meka_dragon 325
9 er-no 321
10 vai 303
I hope you understood that!
tell me please?
I should be a least middway in that table, GRRRRRRRRRr I am so mad :)
Why don't you go back to being SHEEPY?