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"Hey, Doughnut!"

*Slave hoofs Doughnut in the jacobs*




(Havent done this in a while.....)

wrote:
> *After playing dead for over an hour, KevD wipes the caked sherbet and poo from his eyes and slowly rises to survey the damage around him. It seems he is victorious. All enemies have scuttled away to fight another day. KevD picks up his arm, a bag or sherbet, one of the TVs that didn't break, and the hammerdrill, and leaves*

*But with a last attempt doughnut flings a bucket of inustrial ballbearings into KevD's path making him fall over*

wrote:
> *Suddenly from nowhere KevD scoops up a pile of his own 'leakings' and rubs it in Doughnut's eyes. Doughnut screams in pain, slips on the sherbet, and lands headfirst in the remains of KevD's behind, thus suffocating slowly while KevD makes his escape before getting fired for messing about on this forum all day!*

*Doughnut begins to get bored and starts pacing up and down the thread stepping in lefover sherbet each step*
*Waits for more poeple to enter the fight*

KevD wrote:
> wrote:
> *KevD sits back smugly knowing the Slaveunit isn't really going to the
> gym, rather he has given up after a sound trashing!!*
> *However KevD didn't realise that he just sat into the remains of
> someones head (I'm losing track here !) and now is own bum is starting
> to dissolve.... soon there won't be much left to hold things back....
> KevD wishes he'd used the toilet before getting involved in this
> fight*

*Doughnut wriggles around on the floor laughing*
*Not before throwing a bucket of camel spit over KevD's head*

wrote:
> *KevD sits back smugly knowing the Slaveunit isn't really going to the gym, rather he has given up after a sound trashing!!*
*However KevD didn't realise that he just sat into the remains of someones head (I'm losing track here !) and now is own bum is starting to dissolve.... soon there won't be much left to hold things back.... KevD wishes he'd used the toilet before getting involved in this fight*

*Doughnut monster begins to cry*
*But decides to attack KevD instead*

*Doughnut uses his phsycic power to send KevD fliying into a bucket of Drool That slavunit left behind*

KevD wrote:
> Their office mates look on in disbelief as slowly his head dissolves in a mush of fizzed up sherbet and nose discharge*

I am going to wet myself soon!

* in a determined effort to fight on, slave carves the head from Boxcar Boys shoulders and places it on his own fizzing neck. From bizarre chemical imbalance from the sherbets e-numbers it attatches, and slave becomes all dosile, thinking about doughnuts and drooling, then suddenly realises there is a fight going on! Without realising what he is doing, Boxcar Boy attacks the body of slave he is attatched to, and KevD and Doughnut stop fighting and stand and laugh, as the slave/Boxcar abomination slowly clubs himself to death with a marrow.*


Got to go now, booked in at the gym. Good fight, guys. See you tomorrow.

*Doughnut uses the quite time to regenerate and prepare for his next attack*

Slaveunit wrote:
> Doughnut Monster wrote:
> *Doughnut wriggles around on the floor with laughet but noticed the
> 100000*100000 plank of wood KevD threw and ducked, the plank hit
> slavunit instead knockng him out cold*
>
> *Almost instantaniously, a bevy of Bike-leather wearing girls rush
> over to slave, wafting fans and flicking his ears to revive him.*
>
> Thanks, ladies!
>
> *Slave swaggers to his feet, and in a daze, picks up one of the girls
> and throws it at Doughnut. She hits him square in the face, and they
> crash to the floor. Doughnuts considers not getting up....*

*After laying on the floor with the ladies lying ontop of him doughnut decides to retaliate with a swift acuarate blow to slavy's goolies!*