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(Havent done this in a while.....)
*Doughnuts spots slaveunit and whilst thoring up aims it at slavunit!*
:D
> *KevD decided he hadn't dished out quite enough punishment yet, so he went on a six year sebattical where he invented a shrinking machine. Realising an error in his plan, he also invented a time machine and returned to the fight just seconds before Doughnut wet himself. Seeing his chance KevD shrank to microscopic size, and swam like a salmon into Doughnut's already weakened body (think about it.... gross!). Now that he was inside he could take control.... the eploration begins....*
> *Doughnut sprays grafiti on slaves bald patch*
Bald patch?!? How old do you think I am?!?!?!?!
*slave cracks Doughnut on the adams apple with his walking stick as hard as he can*
*Doughnut sprays grafiti on slaves bald patch*
> *KevD goes for the old fashioned approach... he gives Doughnut a 'cheezer' on the bum with a ruler... Next he whips out a piece of paper and draws a picture of Slave on it... while slave is posing for the picture KevD gives him an all over series of paper cuts, followed by a rub-down with some strong Salt 'n' Vinegar Crisps.*