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"Hey, Doughnut!"

*Slave hoofs Doughnut in the jacobs*




(Havent done this in a while.....)

KevD wrote:
> wrote:
> "*slave takes out a B&D hammerdrill with masonary bit, revs
> it up and grinds it into KevD's elbow.*"
>
> *However Slave forgot to notice that KevD had already ripped off his
> own arm and fed it to Doughnut.... the result of which means that
> Slave's hammerdrill is not moving into Doughnuts stomach.... slowly
> bile and acid eat away at Slaves arm*

Lol!
I'm really enjoying myself here!
Since the topic was posted i've been grinning from ear to ear!

*Doughnut laugh hysterically but ducks when slaveunit throws a coconut at him and the coconut hits KevD instead*

wrote:
> "*slave takes out a B&D hammerdrill with masonary bit, revs it up and grinds it into KevD's elbow.*"

*However Slave forgot to notice that KevD had already ripped off his own arm and fed it to Doughnut.... the result of which means that Slave's hammerdrill is not moving into Doughnuts stomach.... slowly bile and acid eat away at Slaves arm*

Slaveunit wrote:
> Doughnut Monster wrote:
> *After fending off the lobsters hanging from a dangerous location
> doughnut runs slavunit over with a police motorbike*
>
> OOF! (in true biffa bacon style!)
>
> *Slave takes his jaw off his lap and replaces it into his face, just
> in time to stick a crowbar through the front wheel as Doughnut returns
> for a second attack.*

Now it's war


*Doughnut launches a nuke from seceret missile silo*

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> *After fending off the lobsters hanging from a dangerous location
> doughnut runs slavunit over with a police motorbike*

OOF! (in true biffa bacon style!)

*Slave takes his jaw off his lap and replaces it into his face, just in time to stick a crowbar through the front wheel as Doughnut returns for a second attack.*

Slaveunit wrote:
> Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Muahahahahahahahahah!
>
> Harsh! An innocent guy strolls in and you blow him up! What kind of
> sick wierdo are you?
>

Innocent what are you talking about he made fun of my name :p

*After putting on protective gloves doughnut rams salve's genitals into the works of a Packard Bell*

Slaveunit wrote:
> Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Lol you've really cheered me up!
> Thanks slavy!
>
> No trouble at all. In fact, It's allways a pleasure!
>
> *slave emties a fish tank full of lobsters down the front of Doughnuts
> trousers, and laughs hysterically*
>
> :)

*After fending off the lobsters hanging from a dangerous location doughnut runs slavunit over with a police motorbike*

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Muahahahahahahahahah!

Harsh! An innocent guy strolls in and you blow him up! What kind of sick wierdo are you?

*slave feeds Doughnuts left leg into a food processor*

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Lol you've really cheered me up!
> Thanks slavy!

No trouble at all. In fact, It's allways a pleasure!

*slave emties a fish tank full of lobsters down the front of Doughnuts trousers, and laughs hysterically*

:)

boxcar_boy wrote:
> doughnuts - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Here want some *Hands Boxcar_boy some doughnuts, but before handing the doughnuts over doughnuts stuffs the doughnuts with explosives*

Muahahahahahahahahah!

Slaveunit wrote:
> KevD:
> *Quietly cuts the cheese, in a stealthy move that leaves everyone
> suffocating*
>
> That's below the belt! No foul play in this fight!
>
>
> *slave takes out a B&D hammerdrill with masonary bit, revs it up
> and grinds it into KevD's elbow.*

*Doughnuts wriggles on the floor laughing*
*Doughnut farts on KevD*

Now that should kill anyone!