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"Hey, Doughnut!"

*Slave hoofs Doughnut in the jacobs*




(Havent done this in a while.....)

KevD wrote:
> He pulls a combine harvester from (the remains of) his back pocket...

Nice!

But not as nice as this....

*Slave reaches into his equally "Sport Billy" back pocket and produces a rabbit. Slave tries again and produces a small toad. Last attempt reveals a lifesize replica of the QE2 made entirely of lead, and drops it on KevD's midsection.*

*Sees snuggly peering round the corner and acts like nothing happened*

*Doughnut screams in pain but Bites slavunits finger of *

wrote:
> *Fortunately because he is now smeared in the mess from the floor, and since he is missing an arm, KevD slips from the knot easily before the sub dives. He pulls a combine harvester from (the remains of) his back pocket and slams it over Doughnut's head where is proceeds to give him a sound thrashing (pun absolutely intended !)*

Joke buzzer, eh?

*Slave offers doughnut a chewing gum, but as he takes the stick, a minature mousetrap springs on his finger*

*While KevD is contemplating the next move doghnut ties KevD to the outside of a nuclear submarine just before it dives!

wrote:
> *KevD tries to get up but keeps slipping due to the fact that he is as hard as nails and so has no flexibility whatsoever(not to mention the growing amount of gunk slopping onto the floor). He decides to rest there for a while and contemplate his next assault*

Hey ol' buddy ol' pal
*Offers a handhsake to slavubit and slavunit shakes hands with doughnut. But slaveunit gets an electric shock because doughnut used a trick shocker from a joke shop*

I rule!

Mornin all

And this is still going?!? You guys are hard as nails!

*But doughnut grabs KevD just as he's going out the door and throws him back into the poo*