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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY (September Poetry) sponsored by Fate herself"

Here's a great suggestion which came up in digestion. If you can turn a tidy rhyme then you can make a prime dime.

Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.

Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.

Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)

Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).

Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.

*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.

If you like SR and you know it clap your hands *total silence*

If you like SR and you know it clap your hands *total silence*

If you like SR and you know it and you really want to show it

If you like SR and you know it clap your hands *total silence*



If you like winning prizes clap your hands *standing ovation*

If you like winning prizes clap your hands *standing ovation*

If you like winning prizes and receiving game surprises

If you like winning prizes clap your hands *standing ovation*


So why don't you like S R? *nervous cough*

So why don't you like S R? *nervous cough*

Is it because of their banning ways

Or because it's full of gays

Just tell me why you don't like SR! *ONE gasps*



Well I've been banned 11 times *cough* REYNOLDS

I said I've been banned 11 times *cough* REYNOLDS

It's been for swearing and cohering

And ... swearing and ... swearing

So you could say I deserved it all those times!


*At last all the other 'well-behaved' SR members enter the room*


If you like SR and you know it clap your hands *round of applause*

If you like SR and you know it clap your hands *round of applause*

If you like SR today, just because of GAD

Go ahead and be on your way you flaming tramp!


*Reynolds runs off crying*


PS: no offense to anyone and it DOES count as a poem


PK

For DW:

He's the real wonder yes he's the real wonder,
So wont the real Dead Wonder please stand up?
Please stand up?
Cos he's the real wonder, yes he's the real wonder.


Blah Blah , you get the picture. :-)

Everyone tastes success…
Everyone tastes defeat.
But now, I prepare to leave…
“Give me back my name”, I repeat.

I am the wonder…
But someone stole my name.
Some silly JAT or newbie,
Their posts are so lame.

I told the brilliant staffies,
I made a little petition.
But, nothing has been done,
So, I must reconsider my position.

I cry every minute…
I really hate that retard.
They have gone one step to far…
But…Payback is on the card.

To all my brilliant mates,
I will be on MSN.
Hercuwes, I love you :-P
I even loved your flashy pen.

The REAL DW…aka Dead Wonder.

I truly am leaving SR over this…

SR, please...TRY and get my name back damnit!

darkus is so dark.....line of the day from attache. Ive heard of poetic license but that takes the urine sample

hmmmm.....(thinks of school time...errr)

There was a website for gaming
Which needed a great lot of claiming
For every Gameday Prize
Which would open your eyes
and leave no prospects of shaming.

Eruza.:)

and sorry to brad for missing you out

Hybrid He loves Mystique,
For them there is no mystery.
Schroeder is the one,
She is my guiding sun.
Tony is the main man,
The one with the age old plan.
Fido the fearless she did leave,
For her we did weep.
Odie is so funny,
The cheeky little monkey.
Darkus he is so dark,
Mysterious and full of bark.
Mr G he loves Fido,
For her there is no sorrow.
Loki is so strange,
An errant of this darken age.
Mr Snuggly he is so gay,
So light and filled with glee.
Bob he is the builder,
Of this great server we do wonder.

Erm....i may have missed the point of this but anyhoo here i go!

(To the tune of I'm forever blowing bubbles)

He's forever throwing wobbles,
At his very lazy staff,
They are so high (On coke),
They think they can reach the sky,
But Tony knows why,
He's forever throwing wobbles,
At his very lazy staff,
Except Scroeder,
She is always doing,
All the ruddy work she can,
While Snuggers eats pie,
And Brad tries to fly.

There we go.

schroeder wrote:
> Mandatare wrote:
>
> But everyone knows cats are evil pets of satan.
>
> Too damn right.

I also agree.

Dogs are my kind of animal, Cats tend to stay out all day and night getting pregnant and eating poor defenceless mice.

I want Lola, Jack Osbournes Dog, She Rocks!