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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY (September Poetry) sponsored by Fate herself"

Here's a great suggestion which came up in digestion. If you can turn a tidy rhyme then you can make a prime dime.

Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.

Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.

Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)

Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).

Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.

*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.

Hercules, glad to see you're writing at a year 1 level

Heh

My name is Matt,
And Tóm has a cat,
It could be very fat,
But might wear a hat.

"Want some spam?" - said the JAT,
Who ran over the cat,
Which then went splat,
And looked very flat.

There Tóm sat,
Looking at his cat,
When along came a rat,
And said he smelled like a bat.

Tóm bought a new cat,
Even though he was charged VAT,
He gave it a pat,
And a nice hat.

"Sorry" - said the JAT



F*** ***** *** ****!!!!! - said Tóm.

:-)

Dead Wonder wrote:
> I love you SR, I do, I love you Sr, I do, I love you SR, I
> dooooooo...Oh SR I love you!

Let me translate...

*lick lick lick lick, lick lick, lick lick lick lick, lick lick, lick lick lick lick, lick liiiiiiick...Oh lick lick lick lick lick. SLUUURP!*

:D

A bad limerick:

SHEEPY had a little lamb,
His Ram shot it dead,
Now SHEEPY has his little lamb,
Between two pieces of bread.



Gah I suck.

It was good, but long. You said it was little. It was long. But good.

I got carried away
What can I say?
But love it or hate it
don't slate it
I rate it
The rhyming's unique
Just like The Streets

That wasn't so little.

In the style of The Streets, to any tune it'll fit, a lil' ditty 'bout notables:

Notables like to post
They write the most
And don't boast
So let's toast.
Grix does tricks with bricks
He's a modern day poet
And sure does he know it.
Sniper's hyper
He doesn't wear a diaper
The spams in the can.
Ant likes to rant
Move a rubber tree plant
He'll pee on your floor
And take sugar more.
FM's changed his letters
Not sure it's better
But he's the man
The man with the plan.
Meka's top winner
No sinner
Used to be thinner.
They were the first
Not the worst.
There are five
and they're still alive.
But there's more
Next knocking at the door
er-no
with no place to go
SHEEPY in tow
Notables seven
In forum heaven
Wookiee got lucky
Always plucky
Won the next vote
But to disgust of the Goat
pb got in too
Made him feel blue
But there was no plot
Tony dealt his lot
But pb's a star
We know will go far.
Goatboy likes his toys
For men, not boys
Search and destroy
women ahoy!
So a notable ten
Forums merry men
But then
Rastabillyskank
He sure ain't no plank
Never pulls rank
Likes a good spank.
A notable eleven
Four more than seven.
Your Honour made twelve
Into the depths he did delve
To make us all laugh
And hop in the bath
Follow our path
To where it may take us
Don't let the sun bake us
No one can make us
Pro Evo
Where'd he go?
Anyone know?
Sony forum
Save them from boredum
Cos the Sony Cru
Don't know what to do
Sonic Rav got in too
for his knowledge of game
His eternal flame
On the forum burns bright
A wonderful sight.
Edgy's the latest
Some say the greatest
he's no longer bias
So try us
The notable Fifteen
We ain't mean
Just down with the scene
Keeping it clean
And keeping it real
The real deal
More of us than at the last meal
So don't hate us
No greatness
We're like you
Nothing new
Nothing to boast
just read our post.

I love you SR, I do, I love you Sr, I do, I love you SR, I dooooooo...Oh SR I love you!

Can I make a joke about coming in small packages?