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Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.
Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.
Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)
Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).
Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.
*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.
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> and bite at every time you speak.
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> the last line is barely english, your spelling is less than
> impressive. 1 out of 10
Ok, so I made a typo with certainly, missing out the 'a', and that last line was crap, but the thought was there...
;)
thank you
Because there is nothing more beautiful, than the beauty inside you.
The power you have is overwhelming, I hate being away.
Just to merely touch you, makes me want to stay.
Your there when I feel lonely, your there when I get back.
Your ability to make me forget my woes is an ability you don't lack.
I like to buy things for you, because of all the things you do.
Your better than all the others, and that’s why I love you.
You can make me angry. Happy, confused and blue.
But no matter how I feel, I will always love you.
And when I am in London, I see your posters on the tube.
My one and my only, my Nintendo Gamecube.
*Cough* loser *Cough*
People talk to m-ee
Some of them smell of w-ee
Which I take persona-lee
Hygiene costs nothing
:D
Don't worry, I shan't be coming back to this topic ....
Ahem
GAD is rad.
He is tall and furry
Spell his name wrong
And he'll wrip your arms off
The End.
> This is Entitled H.
>
> Under many a name,
> comes this silly guy,
> He may be insane
> and caused Gerrid to Cry,
>
> H!
>
> He sounds like a girl,
> he has low self esteem,
> He's worse than Tiltawhirl,
> Popular? he can dream
>
> H!
>
> Stay away from this muppet,
> He will cause you anger and pain,
> He looks like a puppet,
> and ceratinly has no brain.
>
> H!
>
> So to conlcude,
> stay away from this freak,
> He will be rude,
> and bite at every time you speak.
the last line is barely english, your spelling is less than impressive. 1 out of 10
What a magical place
'Cause selling games and consoles,
Is no disgrace.
With Nintendo and Sony,
Microsoft and PC's too,
Being sold so cheaply,
Will make your home a console zoo!
Upwire.com's the place to go,
For all you're latest SR news,
Also there's SR's magazine,
Cataloging products to buy and use.
Then there are the forums,
A fine place to chat
About games, films - whatever you want!
Not going there would mean no mousemat!
You could go to Freeola,
To help you make a website...
Perhaps a brand new SR,
To make more faces bright.
But maybe you haven't got the cash
To buy Sr's many things,
Well, don't worry - there's Gameaday!
It's no catch policy make very few bells ring!
It really is just that, my friend,
Win a game or film a day!
Just contribute to Special Reserve
To make your troubles go away
On your feet, go tell the world,
That SR's the place to be...
And maybe, just maybe in a few months time,
http://www.specialreserve.net will be the only site you see....
Under many a name,
comes this silly guy,
He may be insane
and caused Gerrid to Cry,
H!
He sounds like a girl,
he has low self esteem,
He's worse than Tiltawhirl,
Popular? he can dream
H!
Stay away from this muppet,
He will cause you anger and pain,
He looks like a puppet,
and ceratinly has no brain.
H!
So to conlcude,
stay away from this freak,
He will be rude,
and bite at every time you speak.
H!