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"Homer quotes"

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

HOMER : "Hey, check this out marge, there's spring snakes in this tub, but the suckers will think it's beer-nuts!"
"MMMMMM Beernuts"
"AAAARGH, DOH!"

Lionel Hutz - No, money down!

Lisa - The old Union Pacific doesn't come by here much anymore
*train goes past*
*woman appears and starts throwing cats*

Homer- Do your happy dance Mojo

Marge - And a starfish on the f an ny



that whole Kids Tv episode.

Best Line ever

Marge: aww kids can be so cruel

Bart: We can?, thanks Mum

Comic Book Guy - Yes, I would like to upgrade my *some technical jargon*

*Homer stares blankly at him*

Homer - Can I have some money now?


Lisa - I'm going to my room

Homer - That's it, go to your room!

Ya Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

Classic ;D

Nah, go for Bart...

"Eat my shorts", "Don't have a cow, man!"

I prefer Larry Burns when it comes to one-liners...

Hey, have a walnut with eyes. Have a rock with eyes! Here's a stressed-out Pepsi bottle! Hey, if this stuff's too nice for ya, I got some crap!

Mmmmmm.......... dohnuts........

(someone had to do it)

.....Marge............where?!