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"Homer quotes"

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Homer with his waffle-god in hand (just removed from the ceiling):

I know it's a sin to eat thee...(eats waffle)...mmmm sacralicous!

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Ha ha
>
> That was sick when the spring got caught in Lenny's eye - ouch

I found it sick when Lenny got a quarter stuck in his forehead - ouch.

You tried, and failed miserably. The moral is, never try.

I got Simpsons sounds on my desktop!

Lets see what we got:

On startup:
'Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But lets get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer.'
'It's a deal!'

Illegal Operation Box:
'Doh'

On email being received:
'They're dogs, and they're playing poker! Arrrrrgggggggggggh!'

Message pop up:
Mmmmm, forbiddon doughnut'

On shutdown:
'That dog has a fluffy tail! Heeeeheeee, here puff, here puff!'

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

And

Moe - what's your friend called?
Homer - Joey...Jojo...Junior...Shabadu
Moe - That's the worst name I ever heard

Moe - Them's nice pants
Homer - thanks, they're Italian
Moe *whips out shotgun* HAnd em over
Homer - Moe?
Moe - Oh yeah, I rob now.

this topic nearly died for a second,

Bart, I don't wish to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

Lisa you get the shotgun, I'll board up the windows.......

Doh

Has one word ever been so synonymous with one man ?

*Pretend to be shocked and move slowly towards the cake*

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me"

"Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"

"I don't know."

To Lisa: "Any friend of Marge is a friend of mine."