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"Homer quotes"

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

I've got millions of these, this was a great idea for a topic.

<- Pappa Lazarou -> wrote:
> Marge : "Homer, are you making your own liquor and selling
> it??"
> Homer : "I'm not going to lie to you marge......... well, see you
> later"

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That was on last night, and it was

"Why do you need so many bowling balls?"

"I'm not going to lie to your, Marge..." etc etc

yeah, and also :

Homer : "I'd like 49 bath tubs"
Salesman : "Sir theres a special offer on 50 bathtubs"
Homer : "I said 49"

Lenny - Wow, I'm making record time on this trip. If only I had somewhere to go.

Grandpa - I can't wait to eat that monkey

cafateria guy- thank you, it's just brown and water

Hmmm, Memo.
Hmmm, Forbidden Donut.

I can't remember exactly what Homer said but it was something like...

HOMER: sshhhhh, Marge, don't let the kids hear we've got pot buried in our backyard.

MARGE: But we haven't got pot buried in our backyard.

HOMER: That's it, marge *winks at marge while Bart and Lisa stare on in disbelief*

Hey marge, look at my new teachers jacket.
Homer! you're supposed to put leather patches on tweed jacket elbows, not the other way round, you've wasted a perfectly good jacket!!
No marge, I've wasted TWO perfectly good jackets......

Comic book guys shirt- C:DOS/C:DOS/RUN/RUN/DOS/RUN
Get it?