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"Homer quotes"

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

cafateria guy- thank you, it's just brown and water

Grandpa - I can't wait to eat that monkey

Lenny - Wow, I'm making record time on this trip. If only I had somewhere to go.

yeah, and also :

Homer : "I'd like 49 bath tubs"
Salesman : "Sir theres a special offer on 50 bathtubs"
Homer : "I said 49"

<- Pappa Lazarou -> wrote:
> Marge : "Homer, are you making your own liquor and selling
> it??"
> Homer : "I'm not going to lie to you marge......... well, see you
> later"

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That was on last night, and it was

"Why do you need so many bowling balls?"

"I'm not going to lie to your, Marge..." etc etc

I've got millions of these, this was a great idea for a topic.

Geeks : "How do you plan to pass this exam mister simpson??"
Homer : "Well, during the exam I'm going to hide under a big pile of coats, and hope everything turns out fine"

Marge : "Homer, are you making your own liquor and selling it??"
Homer : "I'm not going to lie to you marge......... well, see you later"

Ha ha

That was sick when the spring got caught in Lenny's eye - ouch

"Homer, don't use my pepper spray on your chips!!!"
"But marge, one spray and you're south of the border"

"MMMMMMMM, Incapacitating"