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"Homer quotes"

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

this topic nearly died for a second,

Bart, I don't wish to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

Lisa you get the shotgun, I'll board up the windows.......

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

And

Moe - what's your friend called?
Homer - Joey...Jojo...Junior...Shabadu
Moe - That's the worst name I ever heard

Moe - Them's nice pants
Homer - thanks, they're Italian
Moe *whips out shotgun* HAnd em over
Homer - Moe?
Moe - Oh yeah, I rob now.

I got Simpsons sounds on my desktop!

Lets see what we got:

On startup:
'Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But lets get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer.'
'It's a deal!'

Illegal Operation Box:
'Doh'

On email being received:
'They're dogs, and they're playing poker! Arrrrrgggggggggggh!'

Message pop up:
Mmmmm, forbiddon doughnut'

On shutdown:
'That dog has a fluffy tail! Heeeeheeee, here puff, here puff!'

You tried, and failed miserably. The moral is, never try.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Ha ha
>
> That was sick when the spring got caught in Lenny's eye - ouch

I found it sick when Lenny got a quarter stuck in his forehead - ouch.

Homer with his waffle-god in hand (just removed from the ceiling):

I know it's a sin to eat thee...(eats waffle)...mmmm sacralicous!

Marge with differnt facial expressions saying HOMER.

Then Lisa telling him shes made him a cake.

Grandpa: Homer was never stubborn. He used to bend straight away. It was like he had no mind of his own. Isn't that right Homer?

Homer (complete with stupid grin): Yes Dad!

I don't want our kids watching those cartoons anymore, they rot the brain and they can't learn anything from them.....
Marge, what DON'T they learn?
Mice can't be trusted,
cats are made out of glass.........

Don't worry, I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping it's speed over 50, and if it's speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down".


:)