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"Homer quotes"

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Ya Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

Classic ;D

Comic Book Guy - Yes, I would like to upgrade my *some technical jargon*

*Homer stares blankly at him*

Homer - Can I have some money now?


Lisa - I'm going to my room

Homer - That's it, go to your room!

Best Line ever

Marge: aww kids can be so cruel

Bart: We can?, thanks Mum

Lisa - The old Union Pacific doesn't come by here much anymore
*train goes past*
*woman appears and starts throwing cats*

Homer- Do your happy dance Mojo

Marge - And a starfish on the f an ny



that whole Kids Tv episode.

Lionel Hutz - No, money down!

HOMER : "Hey, check this out marge, there's spring snakes in this tub, but the suckers will think it's beer-nuts!"
"MMMMMM Beernuts"
"AAAARGH, DOH!"

"Homer, don't use my pepper spray on your chips!!!"
"But marge, one spray and you're south of the border"

"MMMMMMMM, Incapacitating"

Ha ha

That was sick when the spring got caught in Lenny's eye - ouch

Marge : "Homer, are you making your own liquor and selling it??"
Homer : "I'm not going to lie to you marge......... well, see you later"

Geeks : "How do you plan to pass this exam mister simpson??"
Homer : "Well, during the exam I'm going to hide under a big pile of coats, and hope everything turns out fine"