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"Demon Enrollment application form"

This application form is to be filled in under the premise that you require / would like to be considered for enrollment in Dark Mark's Demon Team. There are only 7 more places available, and the enrollment works on a "first come, first served" basis. When 10 members have been established, the team will be ready to take on the forces of "good" (pfff!) in a mighty apocalyptic battle that will hopefully ensure me being undisputed ruler of this realm.

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Dark Mark Demon Team application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Place of origin:

Powers:

Previous employment:

Current monthly income:



Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the Demon Team, please e-mail this form to [email protected]
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The following members have already been established:

Dark Mark:
I am the founer and leader of the Demon Team, and the legendary Evil Albino of Darkness. I possess superhuman strength, have telepathic and telekinetic abilities and have also been known to propel nova-like blasts from my hands and use my telekinesis to fly and construct shields and weaponry.

Edgy:
My right hand man, Edgy is a living vampire. He has the ability to morph into a vampire bat, and possesses superhuman strength.

ShadowDragon:
ShadowDragon possesses a self-named power, Tele-fly-invisi-kinesis, which allows him to fly, achieve a full or partial state of transparency and move objects with his mind.


Remember, it's first come first served, and if you've always dreamed of conquering all that is good and being part of an evil empire then this is an oppitunity that you cannot afford to miss.

Copycats.

Name: Domaye

Age: 18

Sex: Plenty 'o times....Male

Place of origin: Himalayas

Powers: rock hard head feels nothing can be used as a weapon, tool etc

Previous employment: A man that thought he was medievil and used me as a battering ram.

Current monthly income:Tons...er I mean 2 apples and a chewable watch strap.

Name: Rickoss

Age: 14

Sex: Male

Place of origin: Unknown

Powers: The ability to break every bone in his body

Previous employment: Pizza Boy

Current monthly income: 2 1/2 pence

Name: LINX

Age: 15

Sex: HUH?

Place of origin: TEST TUBE

Powers: MATIX STYLE

Previous employment: PET SHOP BOY

Current monthly income: 34P

Ah, but I don't dislike cats...they look all cute as kittens, but when they mature, it's best you stay away from them claws...

Plus the black ones are really evil...some misguided fools just believe them to be a sign of badluck....

Did he mention that we dislike cats? A lot...

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> Dark Mark Demon Team application form (please fill
> out all questions in block capitals).
>
> Name: Rosalind
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> Age: 22
>
> Sex: Yes Please! erm....I mean Female
>
> Place of origin: A laboratory somewhere.......
>
> Powers: The ability to control the minds of men, and bend them to
my will
>
> Previous employment: Scientist!
>
> Current monthly income: £800
>
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> Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the
> Demon Team, please e-mail this form to [email protected]
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er-no wrote:
> Name: er-no
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> Age: 27
>
> Sex: Wimbledon
>
> Place of origin: Female Whom
>
> Powers: All known to man.
>
> Previous employment: Hoe.
>
> Current monthly income: Sperm Donut.


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You're lying on your application form methinks. No demon is more powerful than I. Come back when you learn the art of telling the truth.

Name: er-no

Age: 27

Sex: Wimbledon

Place of origin: Female Whom

Powers: All known to man.

Previous employment: Hoe.

Current monthly income: Sperm Donut.

Or†ega wrote:
> Hang on a minute, i didnt agree to anything. You best not try anything
> funny okay?
>
> :)


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Fine, but I need all succesful applicants to contact me so I can keep them on record.