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"Demon Enrollment application form"

This application form is to be filled in under the premise that you require / would like to be considered for enrollment in Dark Mark's Demon Team. There are only 7 more places available, and the enrollment works on a "first come, first served" basis. When 10 members have been established, the team will be ready to take on the forces of "good" (pfff!) in a mighty apocalyptic battle that will hopefully ensure me being undisputed ruler of this realm.

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Dark Mark Demon Team application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Place of origin:

Powers:

Previous employment:

Current monthly income:



Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the Demon Team, please e-mail this form to [email protected]
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The following members have already been established:

Dark Mark:
I am the founer and leader of the Demon Team, and the legendary Evil Albino of Darkness. I possess superhuman strength, have telepathic and telekinetic abilities and have also been known to propel nova-like blasts from my hands and use my telekinesis to fly and construct shields and weaponry.

Edgy:
My right hand man, Edgy is a living vampire. He has the ability to morph into a vampire bat, and possesses superhuman strength.

ShadowDragon:
ShadowDragon possesses a self-named power, Tele-fly-invisi-kinesis, which allows him to fly, achieve a full or partial state of transparency and move objects with his mind.


Remember, it's first come first served, and if you've always dreamed of conquering all that is good and being part of an evil empire then this is an oppitunity that you cannot afford to miss.

I have a question:

Who are the "good" guys, eh?

*Dark Mark changes his name and starts up the "Angel team", or summat...*

Dark Mark wrote:
> 9. AfroJoe
> Age - 16
> Sex - undisclosed
> Origin - the land that HE RULES (?)
> Powers - can telekinetically control a floating Anne Widdicome.

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No, the land of I RULE is meant to sound like the land of Hyrule. But I rule, so the land of I-Rule sounds better.

:D

Thank you, Edgy. And if anyone has any questions to ask about tips on fighting the forces of good or has any questions to ask about your mission or our pension scheme... feel free to ask.

Well done. You eight have made it to the team.

You have all passed the test. You all have the ability to fill in a form. Well done.

Now you've got to prove your worth. You know your orders - Destroy the forces of good. Use any means possible, especially if it means you can make witty remarks afterwards.

If you die, you're out of the team, if you survive, make sure you come back with good...or should I say...bad news.

Oh, and by the way....congradulations.

OK. I now have the final line-up for the Demon Team. I would just like to thank "everyone" (HA!) who applied for enrollment in the team, and I would also like to say that you should look out for future oppitunities to enrol in another Demon Team as my evil empire increases in size.

And here is the final line-up:

1. Dark Mark:
Age - 17
Sex - male
Origin - said to originate from Cardiff (though he actually originates from the so-called "Big Bang"),
Powers - superhuman strength, telepathic and telekinetic abilities and has also been known to propel nova-like blasts from his hands and use his telekinesis to fly and construct shields and weaponry.

2. Edgy:
Age - 17
Sex - male
Origin -
Powers - can morph into a vampire bat and has superhuman strength.

3. ShadowDragon:
Age - 19
Sex - male
Origin - Ariaka-Tiki
Powers - can achieve a state of partial or total transparency, is capable of flight and telekinesis, and can shoot spikes from the palms of his hands.

4. Or†ega
Age - 19
Sex - undisclosed
Origin - unknown
Powers - can crush ice with his bare hands.

5. Rosalind
Age - 22
Sex - female
Origin - a laboratory somewhere...
Powers - the ability to control the minds of men and bend them at will (!).

6. Linx
Age - 15
Sex - unknown
Origin - a test tube
Powers - Matrix style powers, eg, extraordinary fast movement.

7. Rickoss
Age - 14
Sex - male
Origin - unknown
Powers - the ability to break every bone in his, erm... body... *ahem*

8. DOMAYE
Age - 18
Sex - male
Origin - Himalayas
Powers - possesses a rock hard skull that can be used as a weapon, tool etc without feeling any pain.

9. AfroJoe
Age - 16
Sex - undisclosed
Origin - the land that HE RULES (?)
Powers - can telekinetically control a floating Anne Widdicome.

10. er-no
Age - 17
Sex - male
Origin - Planet 912
Powers - can summon goblins.


I hope you're all ready to take on the forces of good... and WIN!

er-no wrote:
> I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that
> generous?

why thank you

Linx wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> SOMEBODY KNOWS.
>
> You. Rule.
>
> i do.
> i got it on video.
>
> what kind of magic spell to use?
> slugs and snail, puppy dog tail
> thunder and lightning
> baby says
> dance magic dance
> sing magic sing...
>
> its a classic!

I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?

er-no wrote:
> SOMEBODY KNOWS.
>
> You. Rule.

i do.
i got it on video.

what kind of magic spell to use?
slugs and snail, puppy dog tail
thunder and lightning
baby says
dance magic dance
sing magic sing...

its a classic!

AfroJoe wrote:
> Linx wrote:
> Mr Gynaecologist is it me or is your name a lighter shade of green
> than the other staffs
>
> ----
>
> He's a staff plonker, so what do you expect?

muahahhaahhahaahhahahahhahh

Linx wrote:
>
> Previous employment: Goblin king. Babe.
>
> Current monthly income: Unknown.
>
>
> don't make me throw you into the bog of enternal stentch!

SOMEBODY KNOWS.

You. Rule.