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"Demon Enrollment application form"

This application form is to be filled in under the premise that you require / would like to be considered for enrollment in Dark Mark's Demon Team. There are only 7 more places available, and the enrollment works on a "first come, first served" basis. When 10 members have been established, the team will be ready to take on the forces of "good" (pfff!) in a mighty apocalyptic battle that will hopefully ensure me being undisputed ruler of this realm.

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Dark Mark Demon Team application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Place of origin:

Powers:

Previous employment:

Current monthly income:



Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the Demon Team, please e-mail this form to [email protected]
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The following members have already been established:

Dark Mark:
I am the founer and leader of the Demon Team, and the legendary Evil Albino of Darkness. I possess superhuman strength, have telepathic and telekinetic abilities and have also been known to propel nova-like blasts from my hands and use my telekinesis to fly and construct shields and weaponry.

Edgy:
My right hand man, Edgy is a living vampire. He has the ability to morph into a vampire bat, and possesses superhuman strength.

ShadowDragon:
ShadowDragon possesses a self-named power, Tele-fly-invisi-kinesis, which allows him to fly, achieve a full or partial state of transparency and move objects with his mind.


Remember, it's first come first served, and if you've always dreamed of conquering all that is good and being part of an evil empire then this is an oppitunity that you cannot afford to miss.

Linx wrote:
> Mr Gynaecologist is it me or is your name a lighter shade of green
> than the other staffs

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He's a staff plonker, so what do you expect?

Mr Gynaecologist is it me or is your name a lighter shade of green than the other staffs

Mr Gynaecologist wrote:
> NAME: Mr Gynaecologist
>
> AGE: Old
>
> SEX: Yes Please
>
> PLACE OF ORIGIN: My Mum
>
> POWERS: I can prod people from a long distance with my mind control
>
>
> PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT: SR
>
> CURRENT MONTHLY INCOME: not enough :D

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And those are all true.

:-)

NAME: Mr Gynaecologist

AGE: Old

SEX: Yes Please

PLACE OF ORIGIN: My Mum

POWERS: I can prod people from a long distance with my mind control

PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT: SR

CURRENT MONTHLY INCOME: not enough :D

er-no wrote:
> Name: er-no
>
> Age: 17
>
> Sex: Male
>
> Place of origin: Planet 912
>
> Powers: Summon goblins.
>
> Previous employment: Goblin king. Babe.
>
> Current monthly income: Unknown.


don't make me throw you into the bog of enternal stentch!

Name: er-no

Age: 17

Sex: Male

Place of origin: Planet 912

Powers: Summon goblins.

Previous employment: Goblin king. Babe.

Current monthly income: Unknown.

Am I too late?

If not:


NAME: AfroJoe

AGE: 16

SEX: Undisclosed :D

PLACE OF ORIGIN: The land of I RULE.

POWERS: Control a floating Anne Widdicome.

PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT: Teaching people how to rule.

CURRENT MONTHLY INCOME: As much as I want.

I've been living in the past since 1942, why stop now?

RiCk0sS wrote:
> Current monthly income: 2 1/2 pence

there hasn't been 1/2 pence since the late 20th century
they pay you in victorian money, thats harsh man

RiCk0sS wrote:

> Powers: The ability to break every bone in his body
>
Oh the possibilities!