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"Demon Enrollment application form"

This application form is to be filled in under the premise that you require / would like to be considered for enrollment in Dark Mark's Demon Team. There are only 7 more places available, and the enrollment works on a "first come, first served" basis. When 10 members have been established, the team will be ready to take on the forces of "good" (pfff!) in a mighty apocalyptic battle that will hopefully ensure me being undisputed ruler of this realm.

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Dark Mark Demon Team application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Place of origin:

Powers:

Previous employment:

Current monthly income:



Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the Demon Team, please e-mail this form to [email protected]
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The following members have already been established:

Dark Mark:
I am the founer and leader of the Demon Team, and the legendary Evil Albino of Darkness. I possess superhuman strength, have telepathic and telekinetic abilities and have also been known to propel nova-like blasts from my hands and use my telekinesis to fly and construct shields and weaponry.

Edgy:
My right hand man, Edgy is a living vampire. He has the ability to morph into a vampire bat, and possesses superhuman strength.

ShadowDragon:
ShadowDragon possesses a self-named power, Tele-fly-invisi-kinesis, which allows him to fly, achieve a full or partial state of transparency and move objects with his mind.


Remember, it's first come first served, and if you've always dreamed of conquering all that is good and being part of an evil empire then this is an oppitunity that you cannot afford to miss.

Dark Mark wrote:
> I have NOT read Harry Potter, seeing as I despise the wizard-y freak.
> My name was given to me when I had a spell placed upon me,
> transforming me into the cataclysmic demon you see before you.
>
> Biatch!!!
>
>

Right.
I'm just about to go hopping about a wonderful golden-tinged meadow, dancing and skipping alongside fluffy white bunny rabits, and spread peace and love everywhere...

EVEN ON YOU, Mr D Mark!

Dark Mark wrote:
> Shocktrooper wrote:
> I have a question:
>
> Who are the "good" guys, eh?
>
> *Dark Mark changes his name and starts up the "Angel
> team",
> or summat...*
>
>
> *
>
>
>
> You didn't make the team, so don't backchat me, young man. And if you
> must know, the forces of good includes anyone that deliberately gets
> in my way and tries to establish world peace and prevents my
> domination of this planet.

Then slap me up and call me forces of good

You expect me to be all nice to you despite being second in command of a team of evil freaks?



Get back to work you....freaks!

Edgy wrote:
> I can assure you, Dark Mark had no part in the making of
> www.darkmark.com


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Right, mate.. you are ASKING for it now. One more incident like this and ShadowDragon will replace you as my right hand man, you got that?

I can assure you, Dark Mark had no part in the making of www.darkmark.com

Shocktrooper wrote:
> You know, the name "Dark Mark", and the way you're gathering
> followers and pretending to be a "dark lord", really does
> force me to believe that you've read Harry Potter.


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I have NOT read Harry Potter, seeing as I despise the wizard-y freak. My name was given to me when I had a spell placed upon me, transforming me into the cataclysmic demon you see before you.

Biatch!!!

Dark Mark wrote:
> Shocktrooper wrote:
> I have a question:
>
> Who are the "good" guys, eh?
>
> *Dark Mark changes his name and starts up the "Angel
> team",
> or summat...*
>
>
> *
>
>
>
> You didn't make the team, so don't backchat me, young man. And if you
> must know, the forces of good includes anyone that deliberately gets
> in my way and tries to establish world peace and prevents my
> domination of this planet.

AND the kids from Dawson's Creek!

Shocktrooper wrote:
> I have a question:
>
> Who are the "good" guys, eh?
>
> *Dark Mark changes his name and starts up the "Angel team",
> or summat...*


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You didn't make the team, so don't backchat me, young man. And if you must know, the forces of good includes anyone that deliberately gets in my way and tries to establish world peace and prevents my domination of this planet.

You know, the name "Dark Mark", and the way you're gathering followers and pretending to be a "dark lord", really does force me to believe that you've read Harry Potter.

AfroJoe wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> 9. AfroJoe
> Age - 16
> Sex - undisclosed
> Origin - the land that HE RULES (?)
> Powers - can telekinetically control a floating Anne Widdicome.
>
> ---
>
> No, the land of I RULE is meant to sound like the land of Hyrule. But
> I rule, so the land of I-Rule sounds better.
>
> :D


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Are you answering me back? I sincerly hope not or you'll be kicked off the team and tortured quite regularly. Do I make myself clear?