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This application form is to be filled in under the premise that you require / would like to be considered for enrollment in Dark Mark's Demon Team. There are only 7 more places available, and the enrollment works on a "first come, first served" basis. When 10 members have been established, the team will be ready to take on the forces of "good" (pfff!) in a mighty apocalyptic battle that will hopefully ensure me being undisputed ruler of this realm.
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Dark Mark Demon Team application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Place of origin:
Powers:
Previous employment:
Current monthly income:
Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the Demon Team, please e-mail this form to [email protected]
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The following members have already been established:
Dark Mark:
I am the founer and leader of the Demon Team, and the legendary Evil Albino of Darkness. I possess superhuman strength, have telepathic and telekinetic abilities and have also been known to propel nova-like blasts from my hands and use my telekinesis to fly and construct shields and weaponry.
Edgy:
My right hand man, Edgy is a living vampire. He has the ability to morph into a vampire bat, and possesses superhuman strength.
ShadowDragon:
ShadowDragon possesses a self-named power, Tele-fly-invisi-kinesis, which allows him to fly, achieve a full or partial state of transparency and move objects with his mind.
Remember, it's first come first served, and if you've always dreamed of conquering all that is good and being part of an evil empire then this is an oppitunity that you cannot afford to miss.
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Dark Mark Demon Team application form (please fill
out all questions in block capitals).
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Place of origin:
Powers:
Previous employment:
Current monthly income:
Congratulations in filling out your application form. To enrol in the Demon Team, please e-mail this form to [email protected]
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The following members have already been established:
Dark Mark:
I am the founer and leader of the Demon Team, and the legendary Evil Albino of Darkness. I possess superhuman strength, have telepathic and telekinetic abilities and have also been known to propel nova-like blasts from my hands and use my telekinesis to fly and construct shields and weaponry.
Edgy:
My right hand man, Edgy is a living vampire. He has the ability to morph into a vampire bat, and possesses superhuman strength.
ShadowDragon:
ShadowDragon possesses a self-named power, Tele-fly-invisi-kinesis, which allows him to fly, achieve a full or partial state of transparency and move objects with his mind.
Remember, it's first come first served, and if you've always dreamed of conquering all that is good and being part of an evil empire then this is an oppitunity that you cannot afford to miss.
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ShadowDragon wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> You didn't make the team, so don't backchat me, young man. And if
> you must know, the forces of good includes anyone that deliberately
> gets in my way and tries to establish world peace and prevents my
> domination of this planet.
>
> AND the kids from Dawson's Creek!
>
> AND the vermin that walk this planet... CATS!
Nah, cats are cool! Plus they can stand the high temperatures of Hell! What do dogs do? They stick out their tounges and shrivel in Hell's high temperatures...
> Edgy wrote:
> You didn't make the team, so don't backchat me, young man. And if
> you must know, the forces of good includes anyone that deliberately
> gets in my way and tries to establish world peace and prevents my
> domination of this planet.
>
> AND the kids from Dawson's Creek!
>
> AND the vermin that walk this planet... CATS!
Nah, cats are cool! Plus they can stand the high temperatures of Hell! What do dogs do? They stick out their tounges and shrivel in Hell's high temperatures...
*moves really fast and swaps cats food for its litter tray*
me evil
me evil
Edgy wrote:
> You didn't make the team, so don't backchat me, young man. And if
> you must know, the forces of good includes anyone that deliberately
> gets in my way and tries to establish world peace and prevents my
> domination of this planet.
>
> AND the kids from Dawson's Creek!
AND the vermin that walk this planet... CATS!
> You didn't make the team, so don't backchat me, young man. And if
> you must know, the forces of good includes anyone that deliberately
> gets in my way and tries to establish world peace and prevents my
> domination of this planet.
>
> AND the kids from Dawson's Creek!
AND the vermin that walk this planet... CATS!
*walks in*
*summons the goblins*
*walks out*
*summons the goblins*
*walks out*
*walks in*
*crushes a block of ice with his bare hands*
*walks back out*
*crushes a block of ice with his bare hands*
*walks back out*
Yes it clears up quite alot, well im off now until tomorow
Longster wrote:
> Really? i might think about that one but what exactly are you doing?
*
What is the Dark Mark Empire doing?
We are ridding the world and maybe even the Universe of all that stands between us and the domination of all that exists.
We are shoving the forces of good into our mouthes, chewing them up and spitting them out all over the corn fields.
We are gonna ROCK this planet, and when we're done... we will be... UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Hope that clears a few things up for you.
> Really? i might think about that one but what exactly are you doing?
*
What is the Dark Mark Empire doing?
We are ridding the world and maybe even the Universe of all that stands between us and the domination of all that exists.
We are shoving the forces of good into our mouthes, chewing them up and spitting them out all over the corn fields.
We are gonna ROCK this planet, and when we're done... we will be... UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Hope that clears a few things up for you.
Really? i might think about that one but what exactly are you doing?
Longster wrote:
> Id turn but i don't want to be just another evil 'minion' i want to be
> something more powerful, i could like be the leader of the second
> group of course id take orders from you
*
When the second team is finally assembled, I will probably turn command of it over to my right hand man, Edgy. But of course, then I'd need another member of the original Demon Team...
> Id turn but i don't want to be just another evil 'minion' i want to be
> something more powerful, i could like be the leader of the second
> group of course id take orders from you
*
When the second team is finally assembled, I will probably turn command of it over to my right hand man, Edgy. But of course, then I'd need another member of the original Demon Team...
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