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This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.
Gag away!
Gag away!
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WOW!
*falls to the floor with excitement*
Learn something new everyday.
*still looks with an amazed expression upon his face*
COOL!
8D
*falls to the floor with excitement*
Learn something new everyday.
*still looks with an amazed expression upon his face*
COOL!
8D
Hercules! wrote:
> You actually counted?
Herrrhhhmmm. Jeesh, I sorry to tell you this Hercule, but there's this little number in the top right corner of each thread!
> You actually counted?
Herrrhhhmmm. Jeesh, I sorry to tell you this Hercule, but there's this little number in the top right corner of each thread!
Glad ive made you laugh. Now my mission has been completed I can sleep in peace for the night.
:D
Ahhhhh...... so relaxed now.
:)
:D
Ahhhhh...... so relaxed now.
:)
Hercules! wrote:
> Two idiots stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some
> budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots.
> After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to
> the ground.
> Laying next to each other in hospital, one says to the other, "I
> don't think much of this budgie jumping."
> The other idiot replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this
> paragliding either."
Lol
Lol at some others too.
No rofl's yet though (at least not from the ones I've read).
Don't get too rude or we'll disqualify you. Mwahahaha.
> Two idiots stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some
> budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots.
> After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to
> the ground.
> Laying next to each other in hospital, one says to the other, "I
> don't think much of this budgie jumping."
> The other idiot replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this
> paragliding either."
Lol
Lol at some others too.
No rofl's yet though (at least not from the ones I've read).
Don't get too rude or we'll disqualify you. Mwahahaha.
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When he finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He asked the lady, "Up or Down?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes, and here they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or Down?" The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or Down?"
She replied "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were "FU(K or DROWN"
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When he finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He asked the lady, "Up or Down?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes, and here they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or Down?" The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or Down?"
She replied "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were "FU(K or DROWN"
You actually counted?
You really do put Snuggly to the test dont you, whats he ever done to you to deserve this eh?
:D
You really do put Snuggly to the test dont you, whats he ever done to you to deserve this eh?
:D
Oh my God - 173 replies and 96 insults already.
What's the odd one out between a T.V, a woman, a dishwasher and a Fridge?
The T.V as all the others leak when they get F****d.
The T.V as all the others leak when they get F****d.
Tony wrote:
> Here's my joke: I'm 50 next Thursday!
>
> (It's not a joke really)
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Thats was the best joke.
;D
> Here's my joke: I'm 50 next Thursday!
>
> (It's not a joke really)
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Thats was the best joke.
;D
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