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This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.
Gag away!
Gag away!
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Sean thats Frankies joke . And to crack it ,just turn it upside down . It is not a joke it is a limerick .
Can you crack the code?
370HSSV 0773H
370HSSV 0773H
My first and last joke, as it is late and as I am not sleepy but instead bored:
There was a big moron and a little moron.
Big moron fell off.
Why did little moron stay on?
Because he was a little more on.
There was a big moron and a little moron.
Big moron fell off.
Why did little moron stay on?
Because he was a little more on.
You are so ugly, when you swet, your swet turns around and go backwards over your head, because your face is too UGLY
a mathmatician, scientist and doctor walk in to a bar.....You'd think one of them would've ducked!
It does sound a little too much like a chat room name.......
Ha look at his name, how dame perfetic is that?
Um I mean hi and welcome to SR!
Um I mean hi and welcome to SR!
hey boss like me joke????
Getting Old
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his private part. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his private part, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
50 letters here
Happy ffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffttttttttttyyyyyyyyyy50th birthday boss
Getting Old
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his private part. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his private part, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
50 letters here
Happy ffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffttttttttttyyyyyyyyyy50th birthday boss
Nah, that didn't work.
hey im gonna try and make u laugh, im irish so it might not work but ne ways here i go.................
Top 10 Party Games for People Over 50
Sag! You're it!
Pin the toupee on the bald guy.
20 questions shouted in your good ear.
Kick the bucket.
Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over.
Doc, doc, goose.
Simon says something incoherent.
Musical recliners.
Spin the bottle of Mylanta.
Hide and go pee!
Top 10 Party Games for People Over 50
Sag! You're it!
Pin the toupee on the bald guy.
20 questions shouted in your good ear.
Kick the bucket.
Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over.
Doc, doc, goose.
Simon says something incoherent.
Musical recliners.
Spin the bottle of Mylanta.
Hide and go pee!
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