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"What's the obsession with monkey's?"

The often frequent in converstaion, are used as subjects of enjoyment/derision/example.

Monkeys. Why are people on this site seemingly obsessed with them? I don't understand it. We have a monkey_man, Monkey with Attitude, Grease Monkey and The Iron Monkey. Someone's tagline (you know who you are) is 'mmm...monkeys'. There is a 'crew' in the PS2 forum called 'The Funky Monkeyz'.

What is the obsession with our simian friends?

Could someone please explain. Preferably a psychologist.

Mwa ha ha, Big Scary Monkey certainly knows what it's like to mess with the Ants.

Learn from his mistakes, my friends.

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> Big Scary Monkey wrote:
> Led by the famous Ant, they invaded our homes, stole our
> sugar and even peed on our kitchen floors!
>
> Ants urinate?

All animals uriate surely? In some way or another. Speaking of urination (is that a word), has anyone else seen the guy on THPS3 (Canada level) pis*ing off one of the cabin roofs? All that steam..

Big Scary Monkey wrote:
Led by the famous Ant, they invaded our homes, stole our
> sugar and even peed on our kitchen floors!

Ants urinate?

hmmm...

*puts on sarcastic voice*

I wonder who that was...?


*looks in Ant's direction...*

I was once the biggest, scariest monkey of monkey_man's huge monkey army. We used to live in wonderful jungle conditions and train happily each day, making sure we were ready for any opponenents. None came, because we were so strong. We became more powerful every day, and I was even made Monkey General.

That was until...the ANTS CAME!!

We were ready for battle, but they overcame us and we were utterly destroyed! Led by the famous Ant, they invaded our homes, stole our sugar and even peed on our kitchen floors! After capturing half the army along with their families and eating them for dinner, they got the rest of us and turned us into slaves! We had to work everyday for their sugary needs- it was hell unleashed!

They are so much smaller than us, and yet they are so powerful. Now they have us locked up, and each day they cook one of us, and have a huge meal that is accompanied by wonderful celebrations.

The Ants are so strong, and we monkeys are so weak. I better go before they find me...oh no, here comes Ant! He's seen me!

AAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!

*Ahem*

You lot are so sad, whats the big deal with monkeys?

Get a life...

Sorry, gimme a min and that wont make me look like a prat...

You lot are so sad, whats so good about monkeys?

Get a life....


:c)

There is a cru in the Sony forum?

There are cru's in the forums?

LOL!!!!

STTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!

Sibs wrote:
> only because Ants are so small, they'd be all over the monkeys...
>
> I'm off to set up a training program for monkeys to train them in
> chemical warfare!
>
> They can beat the Ants if we give em insect spray :D

Bah, as always, taking the easy way out.

Why don't you work to kill us, eh?

Do it Tony style. STOMP!