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"What's the obsession with monkey's?"

The often frequent in converstaion, are used as subjects of enjoyment/derision/example.

Monkeys. Why are people on this site seemingly obsessed with them? I don't understand it. We have a monkey_man, Monkey with Attitude, Grease Monkey and The Iron Monkey. Someone's tagline (you know who you are) is 'mmm...monkeys'. There is a 'crew' in the PS2 forum called 'The Funky Monkeyz'.

What is the obsession with our simian friends?

Could someone please explain. Preferably a psychologist.

I've confused myself now.

All hail Ant, for he'eth is the mighty sugareth!

Muahahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHHA

And so on.

I'm dying...please...surrender the Ants and let the Monkeys kill us all...

*Mutates into Flawless Ant*

Hehe! Made ya look! :p

Don't listen to the rebel, Ant is a wonderful leader!

This rebel lies...he has no attitude, because he HATES SUGAR!! THE WORST SIN AN ANT COULD COMMIT!

He will be outcasted from society, and will hopefully be devoured by our enemies the Cockroaches...

Where we shall then attack them by surprise, therefore getting rid of the rebel and some cockroaches!

MY GOD!

I knew Ant had an evil side... I just never expected it to be this... this... maniacal!

;-)

Please help us!!! We are the Ant's of Ant's Army! He treats us badly and has reduced our sugar rations. He makes us kill his enemies, at any cost to Ant life and has no compassion for those of us that die! Please save us from this vicious dictator!

PLEASE!

*slumps to ground*

Please...I beg of you, do as the Ants command!

For your own sakes, do as they command!!

HálloHowArtThou wrote:

> Ants urinate?

Course they do. Have you never heard the trem 'P i s s-ant'?