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CONTROL OF SUBSTANCES HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
Element : Woman
Chemical symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg but may vary from 40 to 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties
Surface usually covered with painted film
Boils at various temperatures
Freezes for no known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
Yields to pressure applied to correct points
Chemical Properties
Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Uses
Mainly ornamental
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
Excellent application for all domestic areas
Tests
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state
Turns green when placed next to a better specimen
Potential Hazards
Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands
Illegal possess more than one example of the substance, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
Phil
CONTROL OF SUBSTANCES HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
Element : Woman
Chemical symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg but may vary from 40 to 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties
Surface usually covered with painted film
Boils at various temperatures
Freezes for no known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
Yields to pressure applied to correct points
Chemical Properties
Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Uses
Mainly ornamental
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
Excellent application for all domestic areas
Tests
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state
Turns green when placed next to a better specimen
Potential Hazards
Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands
Illegal possess more than one example of the substance, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
Phil
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No offense ladies!
CONTROL OF SUBSTANCES HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
Element : Woman
Chemical symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg but may vary from 40 to 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties
Surface usually covered with painted film
Boils at various temperatures
Freezes for no known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
Yields to pressure applied to correct points
Chemical Properties
Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Uses
Mainly ornamental
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
Excellent application for all domestic areas
Tests
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state
Turns green when placed next to a better specimen
Potential Hazards
Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands
Illegal possess more than one example of the substance, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
Phil
CONTROL OF SUBSTANCES HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
Element : Woman
Chemical symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg but may vary from 40 to 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties
Surface usually covered with painted film
Boils at various temperatures
Freezes for no known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
Yields to pressure applied to correct points
Chemical Properties
Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Uses
Mainly ornamental
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
Excellent application for all domestic areas
Tests
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state
Turns green when placed next to a better specimen
Potential Hazards
Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands
Illegal possess more than one example of the substance, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
Phil
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