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Sat 11/05/02 at 12:01
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No offense ladies!

CONTROL OF SUBSTANCES HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH

MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

Element : Woman
Chemical symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg but may vary from 40 to 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties

Surface usually covered with painted film
Boils at various temperatures
Freezes for no known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
Yields to pressure applied to correct points

Chemical Properties

Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Uses

Mainly ornamental
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
Excellent application for all domestic areas

Tests

Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state
Turns green when placed next to a better specimen

Potential Hazards

Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands
Illegal possess more than one example of the substance, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other

Phil
Sun 12/05/02 at 12:55
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"You've upset me"
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Lol!
Sun 12/05/02 at 12:53
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yes i shall do the same
Sun 12/05/02 at 12:50
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*deletes internet history and temporary internet files in protest*
Sun 12/05/02 at 12:42
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"A square watermelon"
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Muahaha.

No.
Sun 12/05/02 at 12:39
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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Down with Females!

(Only on this site though!)
Sun 12/05/02 at 12:36
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It's not us you should watch out for... it's Mystique who's the worst. :0)
Sun 12/05/02 at 12:32
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"A square watermelon"
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Grix Thraves wrote:
> Iguana wrote:
>
> "SR reward people for spending time contributing their own, hard
> thought out, work into the sites"
>
> And every now and again, they'll just reward you for being female. ;0)

Hush you. I reckon I deserve it for putting up with the lot of you ge.. gentlemen.

Ahem. :)
Sun 12/05/02 at 12:01
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KR wrote:
"i blame you, every time i do a GAD worthy post you win ;)"

Make them more often then, I could do with a few more Gamecube games. :0D

And yeah, she's mentioned that to me too. :0) No idea what to say though...
Sun 12/05/02 at 11:56
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"Psytrance junkie"
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Okey, will do...Katie been demanding I talk to you, actually..
Sun 12/05/02 at 11:55
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Grix Thraves wrote:
> And whose fault is that?

i blame you, every time i do a GAD worthy post you win ;)

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