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CONTROL OF SUBSTANCES HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
Element : Woman
Chemical symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg but may vary from 40 to 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties
Surface usually covered with painted film
Boils at various temperatures
Freezes for no known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
Yields to pressure applied to correct points
Chemical Properties
Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Uses
Mainly ornamental
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
Excellent application for all domestic areas
Tests
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state
Turns green when placed next to a better specimen
Potential Hazards
Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands
Illegal possess more than one example of the substance, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
Phil
No.
(Only on this site though!)
> Iguana wrote:
>
> "SR reward people for spending time contributing their own, hard
> thought out, work into the sites"
>
> And every now and again, they'll just reward you for being female. ;0)
Hush you. I reckon I deserve it for putting up with the lot of you ge.. gentlemen.
Ahem. :)
"i blame you, every time i do a GAD worthy post you win ;)"
Make them more often then, I could do with a few more Gamecube games. :0D
And yeah, she's mentioned that to me too. :0) No idea what to say though...
> And whose fault is that?
i blame you, every time i do a GAD worthy post you win ;)