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No offense ladies!
CONTROL OF SUBSTANCES HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
Element : Woman
Chemical symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg but may vary from 40 to 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties
Surface usually covered with painted film
Boils at various temperatures
Freezes for no known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
Yields to pressure applied to correct points
Chemical Properties
Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Uses
Mainly ornamental
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
Excellent application for all domestic areas
Tests
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state
Turns green when placed next to a better specimen
Potential Hazards
Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands
Illegal possess more than one example of the substance, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
Phil
CONTROL OF SUBSTANCES HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
Element : Woman
Chemical symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg but may vary from 40 to 200 kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical Properties
Surface usually covered with painted film
Boils at various temperatures
Freezes for no known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
Yields to pressure applied to correct points
Chemical Properties
Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Uses
Mainly ornamental
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
Excellent application for all domestic areas
Tests
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state
Turns green when placed next to a better specimen
Potential Hazards
Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands
Illegal possess more than one example of the substance, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
Phil
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Tony wrote:
> The forums need more women.
>
> Vote Mystique for Notable (if she is female?*!&*?)
You mean you aint tony?
> The forums need more women.
>
> Vote Mystique for Notable (if she is female?*!&*?)
You mean you aint tony?
brad@specialreserve wrote:
> GAD is chosen on whether you have big or little feet.
Yay
> GAD is chosen on whether you have big or little feet.
Yay
Its a man I tell ya!
:D
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The forums need more women.
Vote Mystique for Notable (if she is female?*!&*?)
Vote Mystique for Notable (if she is female?*!&*?)
yeah!
Just a couple of things
Copied posts will never win GAD. It takes 2 minutes to copy a article from a site, whereas some people spend hours on writing winning posts. It would hardly be fair now, would it?
GAD is'nt chosen on whether you are a newbie or not, whether you have posted X number of post before or whether you have big or little feet. It is chosen on the quality of the post.
Brad
Copied posts will never win GAD. It takes 2 minutes to copy a article from a site, whereas some people spend hours on writing winning posts. It would hardly be fair now, would it?
GAD is'nt chosen on whether you are a newbie or not, whether you have posted X number of post before or whether you have big or little feet. It is chosen on the quality of the post.
Brad
I've just seen the website you 'borrowed' this from, and although its funny and original, its not yours. You have brought fun to the forums, but its from someone else, not you, therefore if anyone deserved to get a GAD for this post, I would say it would be the original author. Your claiming credit for someone else work in the hope you can get a free game won’t work.
And to think all this started because philgash thought he deserved a GAD for copying something from another site! What a muppet - But you brought some fun to the forums!
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