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Sat 14/10/00 at 19:53

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"Doctor Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum!"
"Don't worry, I'll get some cream for that and it'll come out a treat!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still laugh at it now! Here's another one.
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad, unlike the screaming passengers in his car!!!"
Please ask if you want more!!!
Thanks for laughing, Ant.
PS you probably think those jokes are crap right??

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Fri 30/03/01 at 17:41

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actually its £7 pound because you said that he had a 7mile trip so it is 4 miles there and 3 miles back

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Fri 30/03/01 at 17:39

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i'm guessing £10

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Fri 30/03/01 at 17:16

Grix Thraves

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I'm guessing not 13...

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Fri 30/03/01 at 17:03

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I got a mindbender for you all.

A bus driver goes to work which is 3 miles away, he does a 7 mile trip and then does the 3 miles home.

Bus petrol costs £1 a mile (Man I wish it was like that in real life!)

How much does the buses petrol cost for that day?

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Fri 30/03/01 at 14:44

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See Ants second post here, he posted the very same joke only last week....

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Sat 14/10/00 at 21:22

Grix Thraves

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I've got a few funny jokes, but I can't write the punchlines as it will not post...

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Sat 14/10/00 at 21:21

Ant

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Thanks, they're pretty good are they not?? I WAS BORED WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO TURN UP!

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Sat 14/10/00 at 21:17

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Yes - Ant your jokes really are material for the future of gaming - I can see it now 'Eidos Interactive presents: - Ant's joke box!'

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Sat 14/10/00 at 20:51

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Here's another good one:
A man driving a truck accidently ran over a hare. He got out and said, "oh no, what have I done!" The a man in a van came along, got out, took a look at the Hare and went to go and get something out of his van. He came out with a bottle of some sort of spray. He sprayed the Hare all over with it. The Hare suddenly got up, and ran away but after every few metres or so, it stopped and waved. It did this until it was out of sight. The man in the truck said, "What did that spray do?" and the man with the spray said "Well, it's hair spray with permanent wave!"
There are lots of different versions to this joke, so don't tell me I got it wrong.
Ant.

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Sat 14/10/00 at 19:53

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