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"Hey, here's a brilliant joke."

"Doctor Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum!"
"Don't worry, I'll get some cream for that and it'll come out a treat!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still laugh at it now! Here's another one.
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad, unlike the screaming passengers in his car!!!"
Please ask if you want more!!!
Thanks for laughing, Ant.
PS you probably think those jokes are crap right??

A dollarury?

Correction: Venombyte got VERY close

Both wrong, but Grix is closest so far.

It depends what you are counting.

Methinks you're out by a factor of ten there, Grix...

Millenium?

FantasyMeister wrote:
> Here's another one:

100 years is to a century as 10,000 years is
> to a ?

>There is only one valid answer.

Cent-century?
century squared?
decamillenium?

Because he said it twice.

PinkPig wrote:
> Billericay, huh? That's interesting.....

Why is that interesting??

That's what the first Vikings said when they landed there hundreds of years ago, then they just marched on and sacked Dagenham instead.

Interesting historical note: The Ford plant at Dagenham first started to produce Viking longships, but then switched over to the Ford Fiesta 1.1 when the Government deceased Road Tax.