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"Hey, here's a brilliant joke."

"Doctor Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum!"
"Don't worry, I'll get some cream for that and it'll come out a treat!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still laugh at it now! Here's another one.
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad, unlike the screaming passengers in his car!!!"
Please ask if you want more!!!
Thanks for laughing, Ant.
PS you probably think those jokes are crap right??

I would've posted my altered guesses several miniutes ago, but the swear filter wouldn't let me. I think Tony should look at it sometime...

Right, I was wrong then....

Hmmm. Time to try again with some slight alterations..
1) cencentury
2) decillenium
3) decimillenium

I thought the term was known as ****loads, but then, I didn't always stay awake during History lessons.

*Feeding Sniper's message through the Snip-O-Filter*

Apparently, this means "Where is Billericay?"

I'm confused too.

10,000 years is a Myriad

It comes from the Greek, a Myriad of soldiers. In ancient Greece, they didn't count up very far at the beginning, and their highest number was initially 1,000.

So they used the word Myriad to represent any number more than 1,000. Basically, it meant 'a lot'.

Later on, as armies began to grow in size, Myriad was used for a troop of 10,000 soldiers, so now the collective noun for 10,000 is Myriad.

Hence: 10,000 years = a Myriad.

IS ant....back in primary school yet......

Worth a try. :)

The answer is:

Now you're miles out.