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"Hey, here's a brilliant joke."

"Doctor Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum!"
"Don't worry, I'll get some cream for that and it'll come out a treat!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still laugh at it now! Here's another one.
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad, unlike the screaming passengers in his car!!!"
Please ask if you want more!!!
Thanks for laughing, Ant.
PS you probably think those jokes are crap right??

Billericay, huh? That's interesting.....

Billericay, huh? That's interesting.....

Tony wrote:
> Careful you don't get stuck on your back with your legs in the air
> Ant (assuming that you have grown new legs by now).

Ever played
> shove-ant?

I've seen pics of you Tony, and your personality seems completely different from your face.

On the outside you like a sensible businessman, but on the inside you're.......well, your Tony.

{:) "ONCE YOU POP, YOU CAN'T STOP!!" CLASSIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS- If you ever are in Billericay, remember to say hello to me and Darkness.

Yep, they were crap!



:-)

Careful you don't get stuck on your back with your legs in the air Ant (assuming that you have grown new legs by now).

Ever played shove-ant?

Why do they make Lemon flavoured condoms?




I'll have to change the spelling incase of filters....



...so you can 'come' in a jiffy :)


I'm not so good as a comedian I know....

FantasyMeister wrote:
> £7, agreed. Unless the bus driver used the bus to get to and
> from work as well


Yup, correct FM

Read my new FM returns topic, it's a story! excuse me if it's a bit crap

Here's another one:

100 years is to a century as 10,000 years is to a ?

There is only one valid answer.

£7, agreed. Unless the bus driver used the bus to get to and from work as well (if he was a privateer then this is theoretically possible), in which case £13 is equally valid.

Fishstick wrote:
> actually its £7 pound because you said that he had a 7mile
> trip so it is 4 miles there and 3 miles back


Hmmm you're right, it is £7 but you got the reason for it being 7 quid wrong, THINK AGAIN