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Hi!
My name is Ben and my hobbies include writing game revews and drinking illigaly imported orange squash(?)
Anyway I have a stupid idea. If I start writing a story and then people can feel free at any time to add a paragraph or two. The paragraph has to flow from the last one and has to not divert to much (although adding strange and sometimes rude twists is strongly encouraged!)
Well here we go. The first bit...
"There was a guy called bob who liked to kill mexican imigrants. Then (brace yourself for this disturbing fact) he would..."
Someone please continue this...!
My name is Ben and my hobbies include writing game revews and drinking illigaly imported orange squash(?)
Anyway I have a stupid idea. If I start writing a story and then people can feel free at any time to add a paragraph or two. The paragraph has to flow from the last one and has to not divert to much (although adding strange and sometimes rude twists is strongly encouraged!)
Well here we go. The first bit...
"There was a guy called bob who liked to kill mexican imigrants. Then (brace yourself for this disturbing fact) he would..."
Someone please continue this...!
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..pet hamster that does my shopping for me. Little fluffy is always there when i need....
...s that cost a penny each down the shop. My God! I spent more on her than I spend on my...
Grix said "That's a turn up for the books, and to think I'd been giving that lady sweet...
... dance like an agitated poodle.
Wookiee continued with the story:
"You are not only the son of God, but your mother is.... Anne Robinson!"
Wookiee continued with the story:
"You are not only the son of God, but your mother is.... Anne Robinson!"
..that God had spoken to him in a dream and proclaimed Grix his son. Without doubt this inflated Grix's ego, making him dance like a...
And Wookiee went on to describe a very potent drink Grix had once made, including 1 part bleach. They were drinking this at the local when the barman exclaimed...
... of an Outer Mongolian Yak farmer.
"How did he get up my a**e?" Asked Grix.
"Well," said Wookiee, "it's like this..."
"How did he get up my a**e?" Asked Grix.
"Well," said Wookiee, "it's like this..."
there was a fingernail in his s**t. And a woman's head. And undigested assorted body parts...
of his a!se he realised why he'd beeen constapated all that time. Releived, he went to the toilet, only to discover that...
...his hand had also been down his trousers. When he asked friends how long he'd been doing this, they told him, "a couple of years." Grix was rather surprised, but when he finally pulled his hand out...
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