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"I have a stupid idea that you could help me with..."

Hi!

My name is Ben and my hobbies include writing game revews and drinking illigaly imported orange squash(?)

Anyway I have a stupid idea. If I start writing a story and then people can feel free at any time to add a paragraph or two. The paragraph has to flow from the last one and has to not divert to much (although adding strange and sometimes rude twists is strongly encouraged!)

Well here we go. The first bit...

"There was a guy called bob who liked to kill mexican imigrants. Then (brace yourself for this disturbing fact) he would..."

Someone please continue this...!

'Tis true. the pink guy with the yellow spots is dead. He drank greatly and did loads of drugs. That's why he had funny wobbly eyes. Enough with the funeral. Then, after walking out of Moe's Tavern without paying, Moe pointed a shotgun at Grix and blahpro and then...

went to Moes Tavern and embarked on a binge drinking session with Mr.Blobby (hang on, did you guys kill off Mr Blobby!?)...

became bored. then he...

dry lump of skin, meanwhile FOOTBALL GOD was still being hunted down by a Predator, but would he survive? The Predator lined his shoulder cannon and...

nose. "What?!?!?!" said George. I thought it was a...

and then died. They got a defribulator and shocked him. He died some more. Oh crap said blahpro as he left. George Michael's next 'customer' walked in. Lo and behold it was Grix Thraves. "Oh!", said George. 29 inches, that's a world record! Grix promptley replied:

"It's my over grown...

Mr Blobby, who had had just been on a binge drinking session...

'entertaining' George Michael in a public convenience. But - SHOCK HORROR - who should burst in but...

...a small amount of damage to the pregnant yak, because I'm a good driver and wouldn't speed along country roads like that... Meanwhile, in another place entirely, blahpro was...

Cadillac. The subsequent collision caused not only a large amount of damage to said Cadillac, but also...